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    This cheeky Kmart product has shoppers doing double-takes—‘You girls are wild!’

    OMG!!!! You should check out the vegetable section of your local Supermarket!!!!! Cucumbers, carrots, zucchinis... wow.. the variety. Some smooth, some bumpy.. the choices are endless... AND no batteries required.
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    Avoid $410 fine with this surprising traffic law most drivers ignore

    Try overtaking a B-Double going at 100kph ( yeah) on a 110kph limit highway and NOT exceed 110kph briefly, and see how far you get. You spend and agonising amount of time within a metre or so of those huge wheels!
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    Coles stores to introduce eco-friendly shopping bags following plastic ban

    It's ironic that the discovery of oil and invention of plastics went a long way to saving the whales and turtles. Just saying.
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    Most misunderstood road rule revealed: Mastering this can save you $227

    I think it can be interpreted as " Do not "near collide" with any other vehicle already on the roundabout.
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    Joke Nanna's Favourite

    Dennis, I am not usually slow, but I don't get the old lady joke. To quote someone famous.. Please Explain
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    Discover the Controversial Tattoo That Might Have Cost Nicole Kidman Her Son to Scientology Forever!

    Ahhh Ron L Hubbard. A pretty ordinary Science Fiction writer of old . I watched an interview of him long time ago, in which he said his invention of Scientology was the best money spinner idea he had. There is always money to be made in Religion
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    Pack your patience: Mum’s simple self-serve solution sparks checkout chatter

    Wife and I find it much easier to just return goods to trolly and pack into the bags, open and ready, in the car boot. Cant carry all the full bags unaided to the car anyways. AND, we ALWAYS allow people with just a couple of items to go ahead of us. It seems to us that it is just plain polite...
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    Joke My Ex at Target I wondered where she went to?

    Geeeez.. I am slow this mornig. It took a while, but I finally got it... duh!
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    Woman recounts 'intimidating' car park experience in local Woolworths

    In some cases these days, sadly, a wholf whistle is deemed to be sexual assault, along with staring for too long. What's the world coming to? I do feel , however, for this woman. It seems now that everything males do, can be interpreted as a possible precurser to some kind of assault. I could...
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    Slithering in the seashore: Wildlife expert warns tourists of snake sightings on beaches

    It's all because of global boiling, for sure! ........... Like everything else.
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    Shocking truth about ‘forever chemicals’: Is tap water poisoning you?

    I am sure there are MANY countries in the world that would LOVE to have our water quality!
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    From booze to bacon: Cancer dietitian warns against culinary culprits

    Drinking too much WATER has also been known to kill. So... moderation in everything is the key. https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/318619
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    Jetstar's 20th anniversary ad takes flight with heartfelt stories and hilarious outtakes!

    My only experience with Jetstar was not so great. Flying from Phuket to Syd last year. As a regular International traveller, we fill a bottle of water after passing security for onboard drinking. Was confiscated by Jetstar, and the only water available onboard, was to BUY bottled water! Thank...
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    Joke My son worked it out but the teacher was not happy.

    I don't get it. And, Observer, do you mean "close" as in close that door ... or "close" as in you missed! but it was close.
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    Joke A joke for ANZAC Day

    Geeze! It must be " Let's find offence" Day! I'm with Nichola. I would be more concerned with the nutters who want to CANCEL ANZAC DAY!
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    Joke Friday Funnies: Dating Advice 101 | The Paul Hogan Show

    I said to my wife, and she agreed. " You wait for the offended brigade to rise up" , and we weren't disappointed. Back in those days people new what was meant as a joke, and took it as such. None of this searching for things to be offended by.
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    Actor Sylvester Stallone's latest show under fire over alleged ‘toxic’ controversy

    Oh, how petty. It seems you can't choose who you can engage to do things these days. You just gotta take what's given and suck it up. Even though you are still paying them.
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