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Ivory

Ivory

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Q. What do you call a Collingswood Supporter that has successfully completed year 12?

A. Mr President

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What do you call a 30yr old women in a Collingwood jumper?
Grandma.
 
What do you call a 30yr old women in a Collingwood jumper?
Grandma.
Sometimes screen time seems like a good idea. You can play with your partner from a different house and have far less side effects.
 
What do you call a 30yr old women in a Collingwood jumper?
Grandma.
A ticketing officer was called to a shopping centre regarding a vehicle that was parked in a handicapped zone for what appeared to be for no valid reason.
He arrived, had a look at the car.
No wheelchair.
No crutches.
No sticker on the windscreen or the dash.
He saw a woman sitting in the passenger seat, so he tapped on her side window.
"Good morning madam", said the officer.
"Could you please give me a good reason why this car might be parked in a handicapped zone?".
She said, "Go the pies!!!!"
He said, "Sorry madam. I didn't know. Please park there for as long as you like".
 
A ticketing officer was called to a shopping centre regarding a vehicle that was parked in a handicapped zone for what appeared to be for no valid reason.
He arrived, had a look at the car.
No wheelchair.
No crutches.
No sticker on the windscreen or the dash.
He saw a woman sitting in the passenger seat, so he tapped on her side window.
"Good morning madam", said the officer.
"Could you please give me a good reason why this car might be parked in a handicapped zone?".
She said, "Go the pies!!!!"
He said, "Sorry madam. I didn't know. Please park there for as long as you like".
Adore it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Considering I posted it at the beginning of the week, you might be the only one that adored it.
I suspect that all SDC members are Collingwood supporters and have taken offence. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Considering I posted it at the beginning of the week, you might be the only one that adored it.
I suspect that all SDC members are Collingwood supporters and have taken offence. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I will admit to most of my escapades of my ill gotten youth, and all those up until today. But suggest I was a Collingwood supporter I would deserve being burnt at the stake!
I gather you are not a supporter of the said team😯😯
 
Dennis R's Afternoon Joke Knock - Knock who's there? Ben Hur, Ben Hur who? Ben Hur nearly an hour so let me in.
 
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Go 'Pies in '25 🏁
 
I will admit to most of my escapades of my ill gotten youth, and all those up until today. But suggest I was a Collingwood supporter I would deserve being burnt at the stake!
I gather you are not a supporter of the said team😯😯
Not a supporter of any team. Saves conflicts lol
Don't mind watching what I feel might be as good game between 2 teams hehe
 
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Not a supporter of any team. Saves conflicts lol
Don't mind watching what I feel might be as good game between 2 teams hehe
I agree with a good game concept but I do carry a significant amount of passion for one team only.
 
Considering I posted it at the beginning of the week, you might be the only one that adored it.
I suspect that all SDC members are Collingwood supporters and have taken offence. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I never take offence. I've been told there are nails in there.
 
I never take offence. I've been told there are nails in there.
The offence was never yours to take in the first place.
Besides, I use screws 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Can someone please explain “strip” within this context. My head understands it but the rest of me wants a ticket overlooking the change rooms smotgasboard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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