[Ivory]

Collingswood Supporter​

Q. What do you call a Collingswood Supporter that has successfully completed year 12?

A. Mr President

 

[Wandiwa]

What do you call a 30yr old women in a Collingwood jumper?
Grandma.

 

[Ivory]

What do you call a 30yr old women in a Collingwood jumper?
Grandma.

Sometimes screen time seems like a good idea. You can play with your partner from a different house and have far less side effects.

 

[Observer]

What do you call a 30yr old women in a Collingwood jumper?
Grandma.

A ticketing officer was called to a shopping centre regarding a vehicle that was parked in a handicapped zone for what appeared to be for no valid reason.
He arrived, had a look at the car.
No wheelchair.
No crutches.
No sticker on the windscreen or the dash.
He saw a woman sitting in the passenger seat, so he tapped on her side window.
"Good morning madam", said the officer.
"Could you please give me a good reason why this car might be parked in a handicapped zone?".
She said, "Go the pies!!!!"
He said, "Sorry madam. I didn't know. Please park there for as long as you like".

 

[Ivory]

A ticketing officer was called to a shopping centre regarding a vehicle that was parked in a handicapped zone for what appeared to be for no valid reason.
He arrived, had a look at the car.
No wheelchair.
No crutches.
No sticker on the windscreen or the dash.
He saw a woman sitting in the passenger seat, so he tapped on her side window.
"Good morning madam", said the officer.
"Could you please give me a good reason why this car might be parked in a handicapped zone?".
She said, "Go the pies!!!!"
He said, "Sorry madam. I didn't know. Please park there for as long as you like".

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