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Luckyus

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Pregnancy​

A little boy goes up to his pregnant mum, points at her fat belly and says, what’s that?​


She says… (a bit startled…) erm… that’s a baby your daddy gave me that…

So the little boy walks off to find his dad with a confused look on his face…

“daddy did you give mummy a baby ?”

“yeh I did son, that’s right why do you ask…?”

“well don’t give her another, she ate the last one!”​

 
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I ate three of mine!!!!
 
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A reason why I never ate Jelly Babies 🥺
 
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HelenB55 said:
A reason why I never ate Jelly Babies 🥺
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I had a thing for jelly babies when I was pregnant, couldn't get enough, and I always bit the heads off first (fortunately my kids both turned out with heads attached :ROFLMAO:)
 
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I ate three before I worked out what i was doing wrong. Really quick change of diet!
 
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