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Luckyus

Luckyus

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Dad Joke

Dad Joke


Did you hear about the young married couple who didn't Know the difference between vaseline and putty?

All their windows fell out.
 
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Sorry Sir, we don't serve time travellers in here.

A time traveller walks into a bar.
 
Did you hear about the Lego sale?

People were lined up for blocks!
 
There are two boy centipedes standing on a corner

When a girl centipede walks past.

One says to the other,

"That's a nice pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs ..."
 
Dennis R''s Morning Joke. Why was the mother flea so sad? Because her children were going to the dogs.
 
I WATCHED DANCING,
WITH THE.
TSARS LAST NIGHT

PETER AND CATHERINE,
WERE GREAT.
BUT IVAN WAS TERRIBLE.
 
YOU KNOW YOU
NEVER APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU HAVE TILL IT'S
GONE. TOILET PAPER IS
A GOOD EXAMPLE?
 
I'M NOT GREAT AT,
GIVING ADVICE,
CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A,
SARCASTIC COMMENT?
 
MY NEIGHBOURS,
ARE LISTENING TO.
GREAT MUSIC,
WHETHER THEY LIKE
IT OR NOT.
 
I'M SO GLAD
I GREW UP IN THE
FIFTIES AND SIXTIES
I DID SO MUCH
DAFT SHIT...
AND THERE IS NO
RECORD OF IT
ANYWHERE
 
There are two boy centipedes standing on a corner

When a girl centipede walks past.

One says to the other,

"That's a nice pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs ..."
Another oldie but a goodie
 
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I WATCHED DANCING,
WITH THE.
TSARS LAST NIGHT

PETER AND CATHERINE,
WERE GREAT.
BUT IVAN WAS TERRIBLE.
Luckyus you've done it again! A great laugh
 
Yes, Luckyus certainly had a the head & boiler full of steam letting loose.

I had quite a 'Giggle' over them.
 
There are two boy centipedes standing on a corner

When a girl centipede walks past.

One says to the other,

"That's a nice pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs ..."
... and they go arm in arm, arm in arm, arm in arm....
 
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Exchange between Pilots and Control Towers.
Tower: Delta 352, You have traffic at 10'oclock, 6miles!
Delta 352: Give us another hint, we have digital watches.

A Cessna inbound over the reporting point at Manly Beach.Tower {female voice}: Cessna WYXD, congestion at airport approach. Im going to hold you over the Manly area.
Cessna WYXD: I love it when you talk dirty to me.

Tower: TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.
TWA 2341: Centre, we are at 35,000 feet....how much noise can we make up here?
Tower: Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?

From an unknown aircraft waiting in a overlong take off queue; I'm f...ing bored.
Traffic Control: Last aircraft transmitting, Identify yourself immediately!
Unknown Aircraft: I said I was fu...ing bored, not fu...ing stupid!
 
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