[Luckyus]

Dad Joke​

Dad Joke


Did you hear about the young married couple who didn't Know the difference between vaseline and putty?

All their windows fell out.

 

[Luckyus]

Sorry Sir, we don't serve time travellers in here.

A time traveller walks into a bar.

 

[Luckyus]

Did you hear about the Lego sale?

People were lined up for blocks!

 

[Luckyus]

There are two boy centipedes standing on a corner

When a girl centipede walks past.

One says to the other,

"That's a nice pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs ..."

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R''s Morning Joke. Why was the mother flea so sad? Because her children were going to the dogs.

 

[Luckyus]

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

 

[mOiOz]

Did you hear about the Lego sale?

People were lined up for blocks!

...round the corner at Tiananmen Square!

 

[Luckyus]

...round the corner at Tiananmen Square!

TANKS FOR REMINDING ME?

 

[Luckyus]

I WATCHED DANCING,
WITH THE.
TSARS LAST NIGHT

PETER AND CATHERINE,
WERE GREAT.
BUT IVAN WAS TERRIBLE.

 

[Luckyus]

YOU KNOW YOU
NEVER APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU HAVE TILL IT'S
GONE. TOILET PAPER IS
A GOOD EXAMPLE?

 

[Luckyus]

I'M NOT GREAT AT,
GIVING ADVICE,
CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A,
SARCASTIC COMMENT?

 

[Luckyus]

MY NEIGHBOURS,
ARE LISTENING TO.
GREAT MUSIC,
WHETHER THEY LIKE
IT OR NOT.

 

[Luckyus]

I'M SO GLAD
I GREW UP IN THE
FIFTIES AND SIXTIES
I DID SO MUCH
DAFT SHIT...
AND THERE IS NO
RECORD OF IT
ANYWHERE

 

[Reet]

There are two boy centipedes standing on a corner

When a girl centipede walks past.

One says to the other,

"That's a nice pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs ..."

Another oldie but a goodie

 

[Reet]

I WATCHED DANCING,
WITH THE.
TSARS LAST NIGHT

PETER AND CATHERINE,
WERE GREAT.
BUT IVAN WAS TERRIBLE.

Luckyus you've done it again! A great laugh

 

[novezar]

Yes, Luckyus certainly had a the head & boiler full of steam letting loose.

I had quite a 'Giggle' over them.

 

[Ivory]

I'M NOT GREAT AT,
GIVING ADVICE,
CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A,
SARCASTIC COMMENT?

I love a good dose of sarcasm!

 

[Viellarde]

There are two boy centipedes standing on a corner

When a girl centipede walks past.

One says to the other,

"That's a nice pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs ..."

... and they go arm in arm, arm in arm, arm in arm....