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Umm, this house was on a 20 degrees slope when I came here. It’s now level. The back is ground level, the front almost 2 meters off the ground. Maybe it jumped, I can’t recall. I was hospitalised for several weeks on a wheel walker trying to walk again. I let it go to open the back door and it rolled away to the front. Had to crawl to get it back. Came back from hospital again after a 6 week stay and magically the house was level.
 
Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb when doing some glass blowing you inhaled and got a pane in the stomach.
 
SOME DAY WHEN SCIENTISTS DISCOVER
THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE.

A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE
DISAPPOINTED TO FIND OUT IT ISN'T THEM?
 
Umm, this house was on a 20 degrees slope when I came here. It’s now level. The back is ground level, the front almost 2 meters off the ground. Maybe it jumped, I can’t recall. I was hospitalised for several weeks on a wheel walker trying to walk again. I let it go to open the back door and it rolled away to the front. Had to crawl to get it back. Came back from hospital again after a 6 week stay and magically the house was level.
You just have to stop drinking!!!
 
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Just saw a man with a wheelbarrow.
Full of Horse Shoes, Four Leaf Clovers.
And Rabbits Feet.
I thought, he's pushing his luck!
 

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