[mjm9]

Antelope .. old but good​

 

[Buchanfarmer]

Umm, this house was on a 20 degrees slope when I came here. It’s now level. The back is ground level, the front almost 2 meters off the ground. Maybe it jumped, I can’t recall. I was hospitalised for several weeks on a wheel walker trying to walk again. I let it go to open the back door and it rolled away to the front. Had to crawl to get it back. Came back from hospital again after a 6 week stay and magically the house was level.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb when doing some glass blowing you inhaled and got a pane in the stomach.

 

[Luckyus]

SOME DAY WHEN SCIENTISTS DISCOVER
THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE.

A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE
DISAPPOINTED TO FIND OUT IT ISN'T THEM?

 

[DannyKaye]

Umm, this house was on a 20 degrees slope when I came here. It’s now level. The back is ground level, the front almost 2 meters off the ground. Maybe it jumped, I can’t recall. I was hospitalised for several weeks on a wheel walker trying to walk again. I let it go to open the back door and it rolled away to the front. Had to crawl to get it back. Came back from hospital again after a 6 week stay and magically the house was level.

You just have to stop drinking!!!

 

[Reet]

You just have to stop drinking!!!

Or take more water with it!

 

[Luckyus]

Just saw a man with a wheelbarrow.
Full of Horse Shoes, Four Leaf Clovers.
And Rabbits Feet.
I thought, he's pushing his luck!