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Luckyus

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Here, There and Everywhere?
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I don’t care what everyone else says;
I don’t think you’re that bad.
 
I rang my local restaurant and asked, “Do you do takeaways?”
A polite guy at the other end said,
“Yes, we do!” Cheerfully,
I responded, “That’s great! What’s 352 minus 97?”
 
We come from dust,
And to dust we will return.
That’s why I don’t dust.
It could be someone I know.
 
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben Hur.
Ben Hur who?
Ben hur over!
 
Knock, knock.
Who there?
Dozer.
Dozer who?
Dozer some great assets you got there.
 
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tara.
Tara who?
Tara McClosoff.
 
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Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is the favorite game at a Cannibals birthday party?

Swallow the leader.
 
IF YOU BOIL A FUNNY BONE..
IT BECOMES A LAUGHING STOCK.
THAT'S HUMERUS..
 
I rang my local restaurant and asked, “Do you do takeaways?”
A polite guy at the other end said,
“Yes, we do!” Cheerfully,
I responded, “That’s great! What’s 352 minus 97?”
I arrived early for my booking at the Restaurant and the guy said do you mind waiting a bit , I said OK and he said good grab a pad and take the order at table 12.
 
I arrived early for my booking at the Restaurant and the guy said do you mind waiting a bit , I said OK and he said good grab a pad and take the order at table 12.
BOOM BOOM?
 

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