Joke - When you have to babysit

nickname · Jun 3, 2025

When you have to babysit

Dennis · Jun 8, 2025

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock Knock Who's there? Barry Barry Who? Barry the treasure where no one will find it.

Dor jar · Jun 8, 2025

To the thief who stole my glasses I WILL FIND YOU I HAVE CONtact

Luckyus · Jun 8, 2025

I DID SOME FINANCIAL PLANNING
AND IT LOOKS LIKE UNDER THIS PRESENT
GOVERNMENT I CAN RETIRE AT
NINETY SEVEN (97) AND LIVE
COMFORTABLY FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES

Reet · Jun 8, 2025

A seventy-eight year old man married a girl who was nearly sixty years younger than him. As he climbed into bed with his new bride for the first time, he said to her, "Did your mother tell you what to do on your wedding night?"
"Of course," smiled the girl, "she told me everything"
"That's good," said the old man as he turned out the light, "because I've forgotten,"

Luckyus · Jun 9, 2025

DEAR GIRLS, BEFORE
YOU CALL A BLOKE UGLY.

JUST REMEMBER HE DOESN'T
WEAR MAKE-UP?

Dor jar · Jun 10, 2025

I woke early pinched myself anddiscoved that the coming day would be anotherblessing

Dennis · Jun 13, 2025

Dennis R's Morning Joke. If everybody bought a white car, what would we have? A white carnation.

Dr Hans · Jun 13, 2025

very good

HelenB55 · Jun 13, 2025

My little 2.5 year old grandson loves knock knock jokes. His favourite is:
Knock Knock….
Who’s there?
Arch
Arch who?
Then he runs away & comes back with a tissue. He’s just so gorgeous

DannyKaye · Jun 13, 2025

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through the seat belt if she gets trapped in an accident.
She keeps it in the boot.
They walk among us!

Anne69 · Jun 13, 2025

DannyKaye said:
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through the seat belt if she gets trapped in an accident.
She keeps it in the boot.
They walk among us!

That will be very handy if she is kidnapped and in the boot.

UruauP · Jun 13, 2025

DannyKaye said:
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through the seat belt if she gets trapped in an accident.
She keeps it in the boot.
They walk among us!

Absolutely

mOiOz · Jun 13, 2025

Reet said:
A seventy-eight year old man married a girl who was nearly sixty years younger than him. As he climbed into bed with his new bride for the first time, he said to her, "Did your mother tell you what to do on your wedding night?"
"Of course," smiled the girl, "she told me everything"
"That's good," said the old man as he turned out the light, "because I've forgotten,"

LOVE IT!!!!!

Crestwood 96 · Jun 13, 2025

Leenie · Jun 13, 2025

Reet said:
A seventy-eight year old man married a girl who was nearly sixty years younger than him. As he climbed into bed with his new bride for the first time, he said to her, "Did your mother tell you what to do on your wedding night?"
"Of course," smiled the girl, "she told me everything"
"That's good," said the old man as he turned out the light, "because I've forgotten,"

Haha

Leenie · Jun 13, 2025

Dennis said:
Dennis R's Morning Joke. If everybody bought a white car, what would we have? A white carnation.

Reminds me of the song A White Carnation .

Dennis · Jun 13, 2025

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Bat. Bat who? Bat you will never guess.

RieTreesSilver · Jun 13, 2025

DannyKaye said:
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through the seat belt if she gets trapped in an accident.
She keeps it in the boot.
They walk among us!

Along with the Mobile Phone , turned off to save the battery ?? That was my Mum & MIL

Dor jar · Jun 14, 2025

To the cannibles YOU CANT EAT ME IM A FRIER

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