[nickname]

When you have to babysit​

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock Knock Who's there? Barry Barry Who? Barry the treasure where no one will find it.

 

[Dor jar]

To the thief who stole my glasses I WILL FIND YOU I HAVE CONtact

 

[Luckyus]

I DID SOME FINANCIAL PLANNING
AND IT LOOKS LIKE UNDER THIS PRESENT
GOVERNMENT I CAN RETIRE AT
NINETY SEVEN (97) AND LIVE
COMFORTABLY FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES

 

[Reet]

A seventy-eight year old man married a girl who was nearly sixty years younger than him. As he climbed into bed with his new bride for the first time, he said to her, "Did your mother tell you what to do on your wedding night?"
"Of course," smiled the girl, "she told me everything"
"That's good," said the old man as he turned out the light, "because I've forgotten,"