[nickname]

When you have to babysit​

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock Knock Who's there? Barry Barry Who? Barry the treasure where no one will find it.

 

[Dor jar]

To the thief who stole my glasses I WILL FIND YOU I HAVE CONtact

 

[Luckyus]

I DID SOME FINANCIAL PLANNING
AND IT LOOKS LIKE UNDER THIS PRESENT
GOVERNMENT I CAN RETIRE AT
NINETY SEVEN (97) AND LIVE
COMFORTABLY FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES

 

[Reet]

A seventy-eight year old man married a girl who was nearly sixty years younger than him. As he climbed into bed with his new bride for the first time, he said to her, "Did your mother tell you what to do on your wedding night?"
"Of course," smiled the girl, "she told me everything"
"That's good," said the old man as he turned out the light, "because I've forgotten,"

 

[Luckyus]

DEAR GIRLS, BEFORE
YOU CALL A BLOKE UGLY.

JUST REMEMBER HE DOESN'T
WEAR MAKE-UP?

 

[Dor jar]

I woke early pinched myself anddiscoved that the coming day would be anotherblessing

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. If everybody bought a white car, what would we have? A white carnation.

 

[Dr Hans]

very good

 

[HelenB55]

My little 2.5 year old grandson loves knock knock jokes. His favourite is:
Knock Knock….
Who’s there?
Arch
Arch who?
Then he runs away & comes back with a tissue. He’s just so gorgeous

 

[DannyKaye]

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through the seat belt if she gets trapped in an accident.
She keeps it in the boot.
They walk among us!

 

[Anne69]

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through the seat belt if she gets trapped in an accident.
She keeps it in the boot.
They walk among us!

That will be very handy if she is kidnapped and in the boot.

 

[UruauP]

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through the seat belt if she gets trapped in an accident.
She keeps it in the boot.
They walk among us!

Absolutely

 

[mOiOz]

A seventy-eight year old man married a girl who was nearly sixty years younger than him. As he climbed into bed with his new bride for the first time, he said to her, "Did your mother tell you what to do on your wedding night?"
"Of course," smiled the girl, "she told me everything"
"That's good," said the old man as he turned out the light, "because I've forgotten,"

LOVE IT!!!!!

 

[Crestwood 96]

DER!

 

[Leenie]

A seventy-eight year old man married a girl who was nearly sixty years younger than him. As he climbed into bed with his new bride for the first time, he said to her, "Did your mother tell you what to do on your wedding night?"
"Of course," smiled the girl, "she told me everything"
"That's good," said the old man as he turned out the light, "because I've forgotten,"

Haha

 

[Leenie]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. If everybody bought a white car, what would we have? A white carnation.

Reminds me of the song A White Carnation .

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Bat. Bat who? Bat you will never guess.

 

[RieTreesSilver]

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through the seat belt if she gets trapped in an accident.
She keeps it in the boot.
They walk among us!

Along with the Mobile Phone , turned off to save the battery ?? That was my Mum & MIL

 

[Dor jar]

To the cannibles YOU CANT EAT ME IM A FRIER