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Julie Andrews​

 

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Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Abbey Abbey who? Abbey hive is where honey is made.

 

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Love Julie Andrews’ (or rather mjm9’s) version about the lipstick! Excellent. And Dennis - your knock, knock is a good play on words and spelling, also.

 

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Very clever mjm9

 

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Reet said:

Very clever mjm9

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There is another one that claims that Gandhi was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.

 

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The way I heard it was.....A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

 

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louarrivolo said:

The way I heard it was.....A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

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Yes. You are right. My memory let me down. Thank you.

 

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Yes. You are right. My memory let me down. Thank you.

 

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You were having a "Senior Moment" I guess, mjm9

 

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SUPERCALLOUSADISTICFLAGELLISITICEXPERTCUNNINGLINGUIST?

 

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Luckyus said:

SUPERCALLOUSADISTICFLAGELLISITICEXPERTCUNNINGLINGUIST?

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Somehow I can’t imagine Julie Andrews singing those words.

 

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Somehow I can’t imagine Julie Andrews singing those words.

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I can if she was wearing a leather swimsuit and Jackboots etc.?

 

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I can if she was wearing a leather swimsuit and Jackboots etc.?

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That’s quite an imagination you have @Luckyus!

 

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That’s quite an imagination you have @Luckyus!

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So I have been told Many. Many, Many times? @DLHM!!

 

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Albert Einstein.
Was a genius.
His cousin Frank.
Was a Monster!

 

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