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RIP Fried Egg ​

He died last fry day.
Thank God he wasn't beaten.
Don't worry, he went over easy.
He's now on the sunny side.
He's definitely in a better plate.

 

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love it

 

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Dennis R 's Afternoon Joke. When things go wrong what can you always count on? Your fingers.

 

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Dennis said:

Dennis R 's Afternoon Joke. When things go wrong what can you always count on? Your fingers.

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My coffee
looked at me
this morning
and told me
"Sorry I don't
do miracles"

 

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I didn't think
orthopaedic shoes
would help
But I stand corrected?

 

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Luckyus said:

I didn't think
orthopaedic shoes
would help
But I stand corrected?

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Dennis R's Morning Joke. Teacher, that's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother, Thats my son. Teacher, Oh I am so sorry. Mother, Your sorry.

 

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Dennis said:

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Teacher, that's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother, Thats my son. Teacher, Oh I am so sorry. Mother, Your sorry.

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Another EGG joke:

What’s the life of an egg?
From Arsehole to Breakfast time

 

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The chap at the furniture market
told me that the sofa would sit
five people without any problems?

Then it occurred to me.
I don't think I know five
people without any problems?

 

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Luckyus said:

The chap at the furniture market
told me that the sofa would sit
five people without any problems?

Then it occurred to me.
I don't think I know five
people without any problems?

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Thanks for the chuckle

 

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Luckyus said:

The chap at the furniture market
told me that the sofa would sit
five people without any problems?

Then it occurred to me.
I don't think I know five
people without any problems?

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C lever!!

 

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