[Mikev]

RIP Fried Egg ​

He died last fry day.
Thank God he wasn't beaten.
Don't worry, he went over easy.
He's now on the sunny side.
He's definitely in a better plate.

 

[Littleboy8]

love it

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R 's Afternoon Joke. When things go wrong what can you always count on? Your fingers.

 

[Mikev]

Dennis R 's Afternoon Joke. When things go wrong what can you always count on? Your fingers.

Haha

 

[Luckyus]

My coffee
looked at me
this morning
and told me
"Sorry I don't
do miracles"

 

[Luckyus]

I didn't think
orthopaedic shoes
would help
But I stand corrected?

 

[Mikev]

I didn't think
orthopaedic shoes
would help
But I stand corrected?

Haha

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Teacher, that's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother, Thats my son. Teacher, Oh I am so sorry. Mother, Your sorry.

 

[Mikev]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Teacher, that's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother, Thats my son. Teacher, Oh I am so sorry. Mother, Your sorry.

Haha

 

[HelenB55]

Another EGG joke:

What’s the life of an egg?
From Arsehole to Breakfast time

 

[Luckyus]

The chap at the furniture market
told me that the sofa would sit
five people without any problems?

Then it occurred to me.
I don't think I know five
people without any problems?

 

[Mikev]

The chap at the furniture market
told me that the sofa would sit
five people without any problems?

Then it occurred to me.
I don't think I know five
people without any problems?

Haha

 

[NoNoNoNoNoNo]

Thanks for the chuckle

 

[Reet]

The chap at the furniture market
told me that the sofa would sit
five people without any problems?

Then it occurred to me.
I don't think I know five
people without any problems?

C lever!!

 

[UruauP]

The chap at the furniture market
told me that the sofa would sit
five people without any problems?

Then it occurred to me.
I don't think I know five
people without any problems.

Nice one.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R 's Afternoon Joke. When things go wrong what can you always count on? Your fingers.

 

[Ringdragon]

I'm so unlucky in love. I went to Echo Point and yelled, 'I Love You'. The echo came back, 'I just want to be friends!'

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock - Knock. Who's there? Abba. Abba who? Abba stung me on the arm.

Dennis R 's Afternoon Joke. When things go wrong what can you always count on? Your fingers.

 

[Wandiwa]

I'm so unlucky in love. I went to Echo Point and yelled, 'I Love You'. The echo came back, 'I just want to be friends!'

I'm so unlucky in love. I went to Echo Point and yelled, 'I Love You'. The echo came back, I love me too.

 

[Ivory]

Eggcellent play on words. I love it