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    'I was today years old when I realised': This famous brand just revealed its secret

    Onya mate! (y) I call a spade a spade and a pick, a shovel. People can put shit on me, but I reserve the right to put absolute shit on myself.
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    Fiancé's Shocking Confession About Their Son Leaves Mum Devastated - Find Out What He Said

    I'm glad you are back! I hope everything is going well with you and your family.
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    Shocking news shakes fans as Knots Landing icon dies unexpectedly at 63

    But you are interested in one present actor. Peter Dutton....
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    Are Australia's banking services changing soon? Bank chief reveals monumental changes ahead

    If you tap yourself, you will go senseless!
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    Are Australia's banking services changing soon? Bank chief reveals monumental changes ahead

    Solar flares my arse! If that was the case, the whole of western and southern Europe, as well as northern Africa would be blacked out. Solar flares are not nation specific!!
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    Pensioners face $3,300 Centrelink shock amid cost-of-living squeeze

    I've been told by reliable sources that Dutton is relocating to Perth. He has a job lined up at Spudshed but proprietor Tony Galati thinks he is a bad egg....
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    'They're pretty trigger-happy over there': Aussie singer shares life-threatening experience while living abroad

    Don't worry! I have MANY MORE I have been collecting them since the 3 May election was announced.
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    'They're pretty trigger-happy over there': Aussie singer shares life-threatening experience while living abroad

    They thought you were a drug kingpin and they were on your "payroll"....
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    'I was today years old when I realised': This famous brand just revealed its secret

    I was born out of wedlock in August 1959. I could have been "coat hangered" in utero. My parents finally married on 10 October 1965. I consider myself a bastard and still am. At least I'm not afraid to admit it
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    'I was today years old when I realised': This famous brand just revealed its secret

    This is a picture of Mr. and Mrs. Trump and their son Donald. This is a picture of Mr. and Mrs. Musk and their son Elon. This is a picture of Mr. and Mrs. Putin and their son Vladmir. If only they had used a rusty coathanger....
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    'They're pretty trigger-happy over there': Aussie singer shares life-threatening experience while living abroad

    By marketing mass produced formulaic "music" to evoke ear and nosebleeds to the connoisseurs of quality music.
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