A few years ago, I boarded the 901 bus at Dandenong and was ready to sit down and the seat had a huge wet spot on it. So I stood.
And how could I forget the time when a middle aged creep unashamedly sniffed the bus seat which was just vacated by a young Indian woman. I had fun with him and made...
I've seen a certain "class" of shoppers who unceremonously toss things around in all stores, not just Kmart.
Let's just say they probably weren't born in this country and their parents certainly weren't!
Long story but it has to do with an ongoing war with Lebanese heroin dealers in the late 1980s and the early 1990s. Three Lebbos, a plastic milk bottle full of petrol and a lighter gave me tattoos I didn't ask for. Burns to both arms and minor burns to the torso and upper legs.
The whole thing...
Watch out!
The Council of Greater Moronville will be conducting random checks of private residences to ensure their toilet seat is down.
Maximum penalty for non compliance: 20 penalty units.