Recent content by Veggiepatch

Apparently you have never owned a dingo....

Exactly! Dress for function, not for fashion. Who wants to dress like a stuffy shirt just to appease to others!

Can't wait for Supercars and F1 racing to become electric only. Pit stops every lap! What an abortion....oops....I mean a miscarriage of justice!

Do a course in toxicology and come back with facts.

Ban water too! People drown in it....

Never seen a bleeding potato. Maybe Sussan Ley has these fingernails.

Burswood Racetrack....Burswood Racecourse? Same thing in terms of vocabulary. We don't need a RACETRACK living on Canning Highway. It's a racetrack every Friday and Saturday night!

This reminds me to paint my nails with Dior's Vernis À Ongles Vantine Fuschia and go to Bras 'N' Things at Westfield Booragoon. I've jumped from a 36B to a 36C....

If they ever come! Took them over 26 hours to respond to a violent and life threatening home invasion in Dandenong that I was involved in (as a passive victim) but freely fined pedestrians later in the day in Clayton shopping centre for "disobeying" a Don't Walk sign. A few hours later, a 20...

Ghostbusters!!! You smell like bacon.

Same as Vincent's Powders. Dosed to the max with acetylsalicylic acid, phenacetin and caffeine. Good way to surely fry your kidneys, urethra and bladder.

I haven't owned a car since October 2015. Nice try, but in your case, no blue veined cigar.

Hey fossil, living on past fake illusions? Would like to be repeatedly kidney punched by a slime ball porcine wimp while being handcuffed from behind? No way to defend yourself and guess what? This arsewipe knew what he was he was doing. Made sure that the weasel act took place where NO...

Do you want to know something? You are a pig sympathiser. Do you condone the actions of the "brave" individuals such as Kristian White, Rodney Podesta, Anthony Dilorenzo, Ric Flori, and Matthew Schwarz? I could name dozens of bully pigs who use far in excess of "reasonable force" to exert a...

So? You drive a 1987 Hyundai Excel? You have a Tieman wheelchair lift? You own a Daisy BB rifle? You are a member of the Country Women's Association? You enjoy pulling the wings off flies? You have never had a physical or psychological ailment in your life? But your friend is still a weak...