Recent content by Veggiepatch

Shame on Andy Byron and Kristin Cabot for attending a Coldplay concert!!

@Aralia must be a Barbie freak....

A mate called me "Captain Cucumber", unknowing that I was severely allergic to cucumber!

Egghead.... 🥚

Why go to Melbourdom to eat at a restaurant? When you have the five star Michelin restaurant, Suzanne's Kitchen at Roselands.... ❤️

I always had a "soft" spot for Ada and consider her to be a true natural beauty. I just hope she hasn't gone the botox path. She has never needed it. A well known SDC member is a friend of Ada. She may be able to shed more light o the subject, if she chooses to.

I don't have feathers....

I get carpal tunnel syndrome. From wanking too much.... 😛

Security is in the hands of the gun holder. A loaded double barrel shotgun speaks volumes. Especially when fired.... BOOM BOOM!

What's next? Getting a $1 surcharge for removing the excess and withered leaves from a head of lettuce?

You eat chocolate? I would wager that your preferred brand contains palm oil. Take That! Apologies to Robbie Williams....

We have three salt lamps in both bathrooms and the kitchen which are on 24/7. Cost next to nothing to run at about 30 cents a day and were purchased for $25. They provide enough light for our needs. The only problem is getting replacement globes!

No loans....no investments.... NO WORRIES!! 😛

What if I used the word "BUM" on an airline flight? Would I be suspected of being a terrorist? Probably, being accused of carrying a "weapon of mess destruction"....

I bet you have the outdated 1965 version of Elvis Presley's "Crying In The Chapel". Try the 2025 version. Oh that's right! He carked it almost 48 years ago....