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  1. Veggiepatch

    What's On TV Tonight - 31.10.2025

    NCIS is one of the best American crime dramas ever. But that's a low bar....
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    Joke Today's Horoscope.

    Plagiarist....
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    Why cockroaches are probably lurking in your kettle—and how to get rid of them for good

    Why boil water? Unless you are cooking with boiling water for such things as vegetables, rice and pasta. Coffee, tea and related crap aren't my go.
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    The 'Men Only' job sign that sparked a bigger conversation about workplace fairness

    "POSITIONS VACANT" EIGHTY YEAR OLD PLUS FEMALES WANTED TO PERFORM NUMEROUS SEX ACTS WITH ANIMALS. GENEROUS RENUMERATION. APPLY AT zoo365.com.br Same as jobs I've applied for which stipulated that applicants "MUST BE FLUENT IN MANDARIN". In AUSTRALIA!
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    Urgent recall issued after labelling mistake puts health-conscious Aussies at risk

    Coeliac Disease was not "diagnosed" until the 1940s by a Danish paediatrician named Willem-Karel Dicke. What happened in the hundreds of years before that? NOTHING!
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    Is Melbourne really the ‘crime capital of Australia’?

    How many SDC members have lived in Melbourne for any length of time? I did from 2015 to 2024. Anyone who blames Jacinta Allen for the state of crime in Victoria is deluded. It is the responsibility of the pissweak coppers and the equally insipid judicial system. Allen IS NOT directly...
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    TV legend turns 70 and becomes a dad again—here’s the surprising news

    Frasier? Never watched it! Kelsey Grammer? Never heard of him! Needs a broken jaw. Or two....
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    Urgent recall issued after labelling mistake puts health-conscious Aussies at risk

    Who would eat this shit anyway? "Mush Hole Nashun"? You have to be kidding! And how many of these ailments are "manufactured" by "wellbeing gurus"?
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    Theresa is wise

    Me?? 😁
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    Coles Checkout

    Not a security thug to be seen....
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    SDC Trivia Game #889 - 31/10/2025

    I got 8 out of 10 (80%) answers correct on SDC Trivia Game #889 Question 1: 🟩 Question 2: 🟩 Question 3: 🟩 Question 4: 🟥 - Waterspouts rarely make landfall. Dumb question! Question 5: 🟩 Question 6: 🟩 Question 7: 🟩 Question 8: 🟥 Question 9: 🟩 Question 10: 🟩
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    SDC Trivia Game #889 - 31/10/2025

    Can you get there by public transport? 😛
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    Joke I showed them !!!!!

    Just waiting for the first prude to say "That's disgusting!"
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    Boring lunches, beware! El Jannah’s $12 menu is the charcoal-fired break you deserve

    Skip the boring meals—this $12 menu offers a flavour explosion that you’ll definitely love! My meals are NEVER boring!
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    A bold move or risky gamble? Major breakfast radio change leaves listeners split

    A ‘poor man’s Kyle Sandilands’? That's an oxymoron if I ever saw one!
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    The real reason your go-to yoghurt is missing—and it’s not what you think

    I only use yoghurt rarely for cooking....not for consumption straight out of a tub.
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    These $2.50 potato scallops have everyone talking—and the story behind them is even better

    I sometimes make my own using home made batter with cold soda water rather than tap water. Bloody messy job though....
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    These $2.50 potato scallops have everyone talking—and the story behind them is even better

    Maybe they are suffering from microcephaly....
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    After years of public scrutiny, one Royal’s troubles may soon reach a turning point

    Lack empathy? Yes. Lack common sense? No. This incessant dribbling about some royal nuffie is inconsequential to anyone with half a brain.
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