Recent content by Reet

An old ,man phoned the incontinence helpline and told the adviser, I have a problem with incontinence but before I give you the details, I need to know that the information I give you will remain confidential" "Of course it will." said the adviser. "Now, where are you ringing from?" "The waist...

Another good one, Ivory!

thanks guys for this choice

My sincere condolences go out to Loni Anderson's family and friends. She was a clever actress and I admired her work.

Good one!

What a beautiful coat. I am sorry I can't go in the draw as it would be a little small for me.Such a generous woman you are, Suzanne Rose

At the moment I am having trouble with Optus, trying to upgrade my Debit Card number. Someone got into my account so my old card was frozen and I had to wait for the new one. In the meantime my Optus account was due and I informed them that I was awaiting a new card so they have extended the...

you are so right!

Thanks Mikev for suggesting this great song

When an elderly couple woke up one morning, the husband asked "Did you hear that terrible storm last night?" "No" said the wife, "Was there thunder?" "The worst thunder I have ever heard. I thought it was going to bring the house down." "Why didn't you wake me?" she snapped. "You know I can...