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I had an email from Optus a couple of days before this outage warning me that they were working on the system and to expect an outage. How come no-one else seems to have received this message?

So glad you enjoy SDC as I do too. It certainly gives you a lot to think about at times. Hope you can enjoy other things as well Ivory. If you live anywhere near me I would be happy to visit with you and have a coffee. Which part of Oz do you live in?

Michael Fox is to be admired for letting everyone know his problem and fighting it. He really deserves the recognition he has been given and I hope others suffering with Parkinsons will take heart from him.

A woman went to the doctor's office to get some medication for her elderly husband. The doctor said, "I want him to take two of these pills every Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday and then skip the remaining days of the week." Three weeks later the woman returned to inform the doctor that her...

Thanks for playing my choice this week.

Did they pay the full rate or did they only pay you for the bit that appeared on TV?

Obituary in the London Times..... I wondered where he had gone! An Obituary printed in the London Times. February 7, 2014 Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records...

Two elderly women are eating breakfast one morning when one of them notices something funny about her friend's ear. "Mildred, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" "Do I really? A suppository?" Mildred pulls it out and stares at it. "Ethel I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I...

Deaf people can communicate quite well. My dad was completely deaf from age 3 ad then went to live in at a school which taught him to communicate by lip=reading and also the sign language, which has some different signs in different languages for certain things. We communicated very well with...

On the way home from work a young man sees an old lady sitting on a park bench, crying her eyes out. Stopping in concern he asks her what is wrong "I have a fit young husband who makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes with blueberries, sausages, bacon, fried eggs...

In the days I was talking about the locals would not think of thieving from local shopkeepers as they were considered to be friends.

Good one!