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Clever!

Very Good!

Another Oldie but a Goodie!

Good one!

I agree so much with you NotNats.

We'll all have to move to Perth to get some benefits.

Our council is more likely to ask for money than give any out. The new council here has just been voted in but some of the old councilors have got their seats back which is bad for the rest of us. Some years ago five councils were amalgamated and the result has been disastrous ever since...

Why do brides wear white? Because that's the colour of all kitchen appliances!

Me too. That would mean QANTAS did not exist when I came to Australia but I am positive it did exist in 1966.

That reminds me of my husband who also had a beard. He had grown it whilst serving in the Royal Navy and had kept it until just before we got married. I asked him to shave it off which he did and he looked awful in the wedding photographs. I should have allowed him to keep it.

Try living in a rural town and you wont find an ATM anywhere but at the bank itself.

If you are not a combank client will you still be able to use their ATM under the new system?

You really are a funny man Skipton. Thanks for the laughs!

I hate seeing mine as I had breast cancer and so one is much smaller than the other. The whole one is not large, thank goodness but they are so uneven.

I think it could be a good idea for drivers to take a lesson now and again. When I became 85 and was compelled to take a test again, I first went to a driving instructor who took me on the route the tester would take. I thought this was wise so that any mistakes I was making could be corrected...

This is my highest score yet!! At this rate I won't be champion of the lowest score!

Very clever!

I received an email from MyGov on my phone this morning with a note from Google telling me that they have checked and it is genuine. I don't believe it is genuine at all because they have asked me to give all my details to verify my account. I think someone is scamming Google to make these...