[Ivory]

Neighbours Dog​

 

[Reet]

Another good one, Ivory!

 

[Reet]

An old ,man phoned the incontinence helpline and told the adviser, I have a problem with incontinence but before I give you the details, I need to know that the information I give you will remain confidential"
"Of course it will." said the adviser. "Now, where are you ringing from?"
"The waist down." replied the old man.