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A SHOEY,

Thank you! Hopefully many will be encouraged to undergo this simple lifesaving procedure.

Murder The judge says to Mr. Hockenkop a double-homicide defendant, "Mr. Hockenkop you're charged with doing away with your wife with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten good for nothing" The judge says, "You're also charged with doing away with your...

Liar A FAMILIAR PARABLE Once, many years ago, a nine year old boy named Yossi was playing in the yard behind the barn. While running around, he somehow managed to knock over the outhouse. �Yossi was upset and worried that he would get into trouble, so he ran into the woods and didn’t return...

Very clever

Old age The very wise Rabbi Levine . . . Two elderly ladies, Miriam and Naomi, meet for the first time for many, many years and decide to catch up on things over a coffee and a bagel at Minky’s Kosher Snacks. "So, Miriam," says Naomi, "it’s been a long time. How have you been getting on?"...

Retired

Very good

Anti theft

Job application Hannah goes to The Minky Farm and asks Henry, the manager, if there are any vacancies available at the farm. Henry tells her that the only job available is for a part-time lemon picker. Hannah says the job would suit her well. After Henry has asked her some questions about her...

Ha ha

Wifey

Fantastic ideas!

Love it!

Excellent!