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This company is great! Just order online. https://www.rrmeds.com/ I take LDN now for pain! No pain at all and very calming.

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My chronic pain eased significantly with medicinal cannabis. Ring pharmacies near you to find who in your area prescribes. I have fibromyalgia and am now on LDN! No pain at all for much of the time! My rheumatologist prescribed!

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I use about half a tablespoon of bicarbonate soda in a bit of water and then follow with plain water. A couple of times a day. Not suitable for people with high blood pressure! Here are some home remedies but I have only tried the bicarbonate soda and it works for me. Athletes use it...

Seniors An elderly woman walked into the store to buy some cat food. She picked up three cans, but when she reached the cashier, she was stopped. "I'm sorry," the cashier said, "but we can’t sell this to you unless you prove you have a cat. Some seniors have been buying cat food for...

Seductive Wife With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen a twenty dollar note all crumpled up?” “No,” said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a...

Might be waiting a long time old boy! Ha ha

Samurai skill Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Jewish Samurai. "Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened...

Hunting rules Hunting A father takes his son hunting for the first time. 🦌 He tells him, “Stay here and be very quiet. I’ll be across the field.” 🤫 A few hours later, the dad hears a blood-curdling scream! 😱 He runs back, shouting, “WHAT HAPPENED?! I told you to stay QUIET!” The boy, trying...

I saw Henri Szeps at a stand up routine. He said his role as the big brother dentist son on Mother and Son left people thinking he was a real dentist. Once when visiting his very aged mother with no teeth at her nursing home, a fellow resident screamed at him that he was a worthless son for...

https://www.myagedcare.gov.au/ will help

What drink was it?

Thirsty Arab An Arab was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when he saw something, far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find Hymie sitting at a card table with a bunch of ties laid out on it. The Arab asked "Please, I'm dying...

Here comes the bride Not to be inconvenienced . . . Miriam the bride goes down the aisle and reaches the altar. There, standing in front of her, as he should be, is Daniel her future husband. But you can imagine what a shock Miriam gets when she sees that Daniel is standing there with his golf...