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Parrot David and Bernice are visiting Israel and are out for a stroll when they walk into a pet store and see a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to its right leg. David asks the store owner the significance of the strings. “This parrot can teach you to speak...

MADE IN CHINA Potential Future Domestic Problems With Chinese Trade - US Senator Roberts called his wife before leaving office, telling her that he was bringing two colleagues home after work. He asked her to put away all the "Made in China" stuff at home to avoid being accused of not...

Public health? Whenever my aunt went to the doctor, she would complain to me about the long delay she always endured. One day, when my aunt's name was finally called, she was asked to step on the scale. "I need to get your weight today," said the nurse. Without a moment's hesitation, my aunt...

Glad my blonde hair is now white! Fewer mistakes!

Reading comments about Kogan, I bought a vac food sealer plus extra warranty! I reported immediately that it was broken! Took 3 months to get my money back from the wholesaler that sold it through Kogan but not the extra money for Warranty! Never again! No customer service!

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MORRIS Morris, a bit of a dumkop if truth be known, is a single guy and spends 10 hours a day, 6 days a week standing behind his market stall selling books. And after 3 years of doing this without any time off, he starts to suffer from very painful feet. So he goes to doctor Myers for help...

Moshe Whilst walking down Ocean Parkway, Moshe passes by an old age home. Sitting on deckchairs outside the front door of the home are six old ladies and they are as naked as the day they were born. Moshe thinks this is a bit unusual, but continues on his way to the shops. On his return, he...

Who knew? ??

Well that might be an idea! People pay lots for nether region bleaching!

Toilet cleanliness Just watching a post about dirty toilet brushes! We have a hand held bidet that cleans the nether regions rather than smearing with toilet paper - yuk but I also use it to spray the bowl when necessary and if I need a toilet brush I rinse it off with the bidet! Finally I...

Religion The wise Rabbi Levine . . . A man named Moishe goes to a rabbi and complains about all the problems he has in his life: his wife, his children, his work and everything else he can think of. Every week he goes to the rabbi and every week the list gets longer. And every week the rabbi...

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I bought a “AMAZON” mystery box as did thousands of others. $100.00 and when it arrived, we all got the same! A cheap pair of iPods and a charging cable? Valued at about $15. It was not AMAZON actually but was advertised as such. Luckily I only lost $100.

Milk

Excellent option! Gets rid of pesky husbands too I assume!

Great hotel staff

Good woman!

Blonde car mechanic

Familiar?