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What do you call a dinosaur with poor eyesight? Do-you-think-he-saurus

Hi All. I believe EVERYDAY is a blessing and should be embraced for the potential magic it can produce in your life. Live everyday as though it was your last because one day it will be. You decide what type of day you will have not what is says on the calendar.

Here's another possible laugh. Establishing Marriage Rules The newly wed bride and groom are in the honeymoon suite on the first night. The groom removes his trousers and asks his new bride to put them on. She hesitates, but continues and then says, "Darling, these don't fit." The groom...

How did Bob the butcher introduce his wife? "Meet Pattie"

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Airline Intercom BooBoo Towards the end of a tiring flight the Plane's captain turns on the intercom to advise the passengers they will soon be landing and to thank them choosing to fly with their Airline. Forgetting to turn off the intercom, the Captain and Co-Pilot keep talking. The...

Golf on a Sunday The local parish priest decides that he is going to take Sunday off. He tells his fellow colleague that he is feeling unwell and asks that he conduct all Masses for Sunday. It is agreed. Just after the start of the first Mass the "sick" priest gets dressed, picks up his golf...

Not all recycling is a good idea

The Confessional Three young Irish boys, Paddy, Mick and Ewan go to confession, but as the local Priest is a very strict, they draw straws to see who goes in first. Paddy loses. In he goes and kneels down. "Yes says the booming voice of Father O'Malley" "Bless me father, It's been a while...

I don't like Fowl jokes, they're so poultry