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An elderly couple were in the nursing home together. Yet the husband would disappear now and then for no apparent reason. She found out he was frequenting the lady in one of the other units, a Mrs Ethal Brown. Finally the wife confronted her husband, "For 63 years, I washed your clothes, I gave...

Yes I remember the greaseproof paper and sandwiches to when I was younger. And, I also reused the Glad Zip up bags until I retired. (it drove my wife mad) he he

I question the nutritional value of the meals that are cooked in bulk once the meals are sent to destinations outside the catering complex. I am of the opinion that the nutritional value of the meals diminishes as time passes. Yet I understand that the meals are nutritious at the time of...

Pay Up A man was a advised that his country estate was haunted so he consulted an exorcist. But when he was approached to pay the bill, he exclaimed that he wasn't going to pay because he didn't believe in ghosts. So his estate was re-possessed.

When my daughter-in-law was pregnant with her second child, she said that if it was a girl she would call her Thalia because no one could or would make fun of her. I said that I shall then call her Jenny. I was called a lot of (rude) names for spoiling the choice of name. I was relieved when...

Your partner is the best thing ever. I was married for 39 years. I lost my wife to cancer. I never stopped flirting with her. I have met some couples who stop flirting once the honeymoon is over. tsk tsk. That's when it should continue, to strengthen the relationship; showing appreciation...

Modern Love His fingers glided over her natural curves. "Ooo", she purred, " Do that thing you know I like." So he got out of bed and stacked the dishwasher ... properly.

Modern Romance He got her chocolate to celebrate their love. Their eyes locked at each other. He placed the chocolates on the side table. At first there was silence as words could not descibe the moment. It was intense. Then the silence was broken by a voice stating: "Unexpected item in the...

That used to be my old 'chat-up' line. If a gorgeous girl asked me if I was into sport, I would answer skin diving. 😏😏

RAA & Woolworths petrol deal In South Australia, if you are a current member of the RAA, you can claim 4 cents a litre discount on your petrol purchase without having to buy groceries beforehand. And as always T&Cs apply.

An Interesting Contradiction How's this for a contradiction Mr Cameron said other factors like increasing transport costs AND LABOUR SHORTAGES had also pushed prices up, but supply and demand were the biggest factors. (my emphasis). Then in the same article: on the subject of fertilizer for...

Yeah, you are right. I am from Cairns and that is exactly what we used to do. I now live in South Australia and the heat is hotter than Far North Queensland. I still use the pedestal fans with a wet tea towel to cool down. Works a treat. It is the same principle as an air-cooler. The air-cooler...

🎶Oh well they call him the streek He likes to turn the other cheek He's as pleased as he can be Of his anatomy He's gonna give us a peek🎶 Ethal! Is that you Ethal? You get your clothes on!! (Great song from the sixties and it is still relevant today it seems.

Americans are weird anyway: they carry guns and follow the second amendment ( to their constitution) and think it is pkay to shoot Australians who are law abiding (weird) . Every American movie that I have watched has gun violence or/and explosions. I figure that the media reflex the attitudes...

Of course! It's Doctor Who.