Recent content by CliffE

You are obviously not familiar with the Goon Show, this is a joke from that show.

Not sure why you gave me an angry emoji, perhaps I didn't clarify that it was for a FAMILY OF THREE or perhaps you didn't or could deduce that it was for a FAMILY OF THREE, therefore, three of fish, etc.

WOW! my local restaurant is my home, fish and chips and 2l drink (from local takeaway) = $43.00, grilled or battered. That eatery would be $120.00 plus for a family of three, who can afford that? In Darwin a couple of years ago I paid almost $60.00 for the above meal and yet Darwin is closer to...

Simples!

To all the lovely ladies who read this, my most humble apologies if you find what I have written here offensive. That is/was not my intention. My intention is to make light of what can be a serious "thing" for females. Shields had originally sought a labia reduction in her 40s to alleviate...

In Spain they found that he had lied about his Covid vax and the shit hit the (tennis) racket over there.

1852 South Australia’s first lighthouse began operation. A la "Dads Army" "Put that bloody light out! Don't you know there's a war on?"

It's better that they keep the gate closed, it'll keep the draught out. The fence is immaterial.

After 20 years, police finally caught the infamous Bicycle Bandit. Why did it take them so long? They were waiting for E Scooters to be invented.

1868 The last convict ship arrived in Fremantle, ending 80 years of penal transportation to Australia. And we are still suffering the consequences, especially this day and age! (Come to think of it they're using airlines now!)

Basically the same as bread but because there is fruit in them who knows.

I saw the buns on the shelves at Aldi 3 weeks before Christmas, I don't think I'll be buying any this year again.

YAY! not.

The business does not get/take the "tap" charge, the bank gets it. Even if your purchase is $3.00 (for a news paper) still insert your card and enter your pin.

One really sore loser, there.