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    Joke My balance

    His wife's name was Eileen.
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    HE GENTLY SLID HER PANTIES...

    Born 13 July 1940 (age 83) Mirfield, West Riding of Yorkshire, England Alma mater Bristol Old Vic Theatre School Occupation Actor Years active 1959–present Spouses Sheila Falconer (m. 1966; div. 1990) Wendy Neuss (m. 2000; div. 2003) Sunny Ozell (m. 2013) Children 2
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    HE GENTLY SLID HER PANTIES...

    This is the best of the three!
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    Popular 'health tip' sends woman straight to the emergency department

    The best use of orange peel is on a "Chook a l'orange" Basically, a chicken or turkey with 1 or 2 peeled oranges shoved where the eggs exit, peel from oranges placed on outside of said birds (most of pith shaved off (save for the pith helmets)). If you are stuffing a chicken (if it isn't...
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    Popular 'health tip' sends woman straight to the emergency department

    That confirms it! There ARE aliens amongst us.
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    Escalating crime waves: Tribunal shockingly denies ALDI's plea

    She said, ‘A 24-metre long stretch of blank shutters on a shop front tends to send a message, particularly to pedestrians in the evening and night-time, of an unsafe environment.’ What planet are these people from? Isn't it an already unsafe place after suffering several break-ins?? Besides it...
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    HOW TO LOSE YOUR JOB.

    Not Bitumen but Bituman
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    Fowl play: Gardener's heinous act shocks community

    Looks like it is CCTV footage.
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    Australia mourns the loss of culinary legend: Celebrity chef Ian Parmenter passes away at 79

    I liked watching his shows because at the end of the show he would sample the food, take a good sip of the appropriate wine and keel over with a thump behind the island in his kitchen.
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    Joke Moses as a child

    I met a Russian lollypop lady, her name was Ivana Krosova.
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    Expert issues warning on popular shopping app over data fears: ‘There is a risk’

    I purchased some clothing items for my (very) little grandson from Temu and carefully checked the the quality, it is comparable to what you can get at Best & Less. Grandson is now walking and wearing his new clothes, puts a bit of old packing tape on his head as a crown and struts around like he...
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    Golden Globe-winning actress Barbara Rush passes away at 97

    Wasn't Rolf Harris, Bill Cosby and the father from "hey Dad" loved by everyone at the time? Until....... Off topic now.
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