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Surprised she didn't slap you across the room.

What does 2025 hold for the world? Here’s what a famous 16th century astrologer saw in the stars. The heavy based fry pan that hit him!

I'm more inclined to believe the Irish prophesier who with uncanny accuracy predicted everything in the past!

Surely you jest.

Probably.

If I'm not mistaken a Darwin stubbie held TWO litres of beer as opposed to 375ml. Picture 2 litres of milk on your arm.

#9. Have a relative (through marriage) that has tiles on the floor throughout their house. They wear shoes but expect guests to take theirs off. Stuffed if I am going to polish their tiles with MY socks!

Saturdays in the computer shop I worked in in the early 2000's was extremely busy. One of these days i saw a customer come in who was already in Vesuvius mode. Eventually I was able to get to serve him and immediately was on the receiving end of a massive rant about the heavy traffic to get...

The only fruit I've had a disasters with was Kiwi fruit and Strawberries (did not cut the centre pith out)

Years ago I did this recipe but with fresh mango and also apricots (canned)

With all your knocking I reckon you don't have a door bell. (Thinks, don't think that came out right, bugger it, too late in the day.) Ding, Dennis Hope you have a great Day tomorrow. keep them knockers coming (Still don't think that came out right.)

Mmm, possible.

You should be nominated for the NO BELL prize.

I have purchased them from Coles, used them for a home made custard slice.

What are you on about you dipshit? My post was not directed at /to you, if you got off your high horse and pulled your fist out of your arse and read the posts AND the main subject PROPERLY and then make some amusing or thought provoking comments and don't provoke members by by making SNIDE...

So, next year I will likely have to have a colonoscopy, does that mean that my small grand central station can look forward to its ENSHITTIFICATION or INSHITTIFICATION? It sounds like something that should be performed by a catholic priest. “Om mani padme hum” ("praise to the jewel in the...

Yes, and some of them have shaved! Faces that is is.

You can tell the difference??

Wow!! Now with that fortune you can afford the THOUGHT of buying a takeaway coffee, you lucky devil you. (ENVY, I can't find an envy emoji)

It's like the word "Woke" who uses it now. I only use it to clarify a condition after sleeping.