[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

A man asked me for a dollar. I told him I only carry big bills.
He said give him one of those.

So I gave him my electric bill.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Two drunken Irishmen in a graveyard, Paddy starts to read the grave stones, Mike he said look at this, a fellow here was 90 when he died, who was that said Mike? Paddy says, somebody named Toole from Kerry, never mind says Paddy, there is one here called Murphy who was 99 when he died, came from Castletown of all places. Well that's nothing says Paddy what about this what is written on this fellow's stone near the gate, it says 147, that is amazing says Mick, who was he? well according to the stone his name Was Miles and he came from Dublin.

 

[Reet]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Two drunken Irishmen in a graveyard, Paddy starts to read the grave stones, Mike he said look at this, a fellow here was 90 when he died, who was that said Mike? Paddy says, somebody named Toole from Kerry, never mind says Paddy, there is one here called Murphy who was 99 when he died, came from Castletown of all places. Well that's nothing says Paddy what about this what is written on this fellow's stone near the gate, it says 147, that is amazing says Mick, who was he? well according to the stone his name Was Miles and he came from Dublin.

Very clever!