[mOiOz]

DOG/CAT OWNER​

 

[pbattershill]

How true

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Mummy Mummy Why is dad running in zig zags. Shut up and keep shooting.

 

[SirExton]

Moral of the story; Never own a CAT!

 

[SSCElderberry]

Moral of the story; Never own a CAT!

Dogs have owners,
Cats have staff.

 

[Ivory]

My cat was very fussy while I was feeding him. My husband has taken over that task and the cat now eats what it gets. I must have been too soft.

 

[mOiOz]

My cat was very fussy while I was feeding him. My husband has taken over that task and the cat now eats what it gets. I must have been too soft.

Not mine... and she was a feral cat for the first year of her life!
She's still worth it...

 

[Viellarde]

Moral of the story; Never own a CAT!

Cats own you.

 

[Luckyus]

I had a cousin that had a pure bred dog, one day he asked me if I would totake it for a walk I said yes I'd walk it under the first bus well it was on for young and old until I pointed out that his bastard dog ate better than his kids. the would have mince on toast, while the poxy dog had steak? sod that.

 

[Choff5]

Very true

 

[SirExton]

Did you know you can play the bagpipes with a CAT! When a CAT is near you, tempt it with rubbing your thumb and index finger together, with a here puss puss.
As the cat inquisitively walks towards you with it's tail straight up in the air. When it is in arms reach, grab it quick and thrust its head facing behind you and its body is held tight under your left arm pit, with its legs dangling down like the pipes of the bagpipes.
Take hold of the cats tail and bite the tip at varying degrees of alternating pressure and time length, the cat will love this!. The cat will start to squeal at alternating sounds of Yeeeee! Haaaaargh! Heeerrr! Meowwwwwww! Yiiiiikkkkkkeeeeessssss! Just like a set of Bagpipes being played.
Sorry no offence meant to our Scottish and Kiwi friends!
The reason I mention Kiwi's, is they have more Scottish pipe and bagpipe bands in New Zealand, than there are in Scotland.
Take care and stay safe, all at SDC and their members.
God Bless!
Regards
Phil

 

[Luckyus]

Did you know you can play the bagpipes with a CAT! When a CAT is near you, tempt it with rubbing your thumb and index finger together, with a here puss puss.
As the cat inquisitively walks towards you with it's tail straight up in the air. When it is in arms reach, grab it quick and thrust its head facing behind you and its body is held tight under your left arm pit, with its legs dangling down like the pipes of the bagpipes.
Take hold of the cats tail and bite the tip at varying degrees of alternating pressure and time length, the cat will love this!. The cat will start to squeal at alternating sounds of Yeeeee! Haaaaargh! Heeerrr! Meowwwwwww! Yiiiiikkkkkkeeeeessssss! Just like a set of Bagpipes being played.
Sorry no offence meant to our Scottish and Kiwi friends!
The reason I mention Kiwi's, is they have more Scottish pipe and bagpipe bands in New Zealand, than there are in Scotland.
Take care and stay safe, all at SDC and their members.
God Bless!
Regards
Phil

Wait till you're on a double decker bus with pipers playing different tunes.