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...and a cleaner!I used to put the newspaper on the toilet floor to read it, when I started to have to stand on the toilet seat to read it, it was then i realised I needed glasses.
Long way down though to wipe your bum with it........I used to put the newspaper on the toilet floor to read it, when I started to have to stand on the toilet seat to read it, it was then i realised I needed glasses.
I'll, or I want to croon, to a tune of ......Dennis R's afternoon Joke. Knock- Knock who's there Byra Byra who? Byra light of the silvery moon.