[Luckyus]

Is It Because I'm Blond?​

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Ah, yes, very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No dear, it's because you're 24."

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Sick Joke. Did you hear about 2 fat men who ran a marathon? One ran in short bursts, the other ran in burst shorts.

 

[Greggii]

it's about time we get rid of the blond jokes for good, i have met many blond ladies who are CEOs of large coumpanys.

 

[Gunpark]

it's about time we get rid of the blond jokes for good, i have met many blond ladies who are CEOs of large coumpanys.

You have followed their spelling system.

 

[Sandygwalk]

it's about time we get rid of the blond jokes for good, i have met many blond ladies who are CEOs of large coumpanys.

Just don't read the jokes if you don't like them.

 

[Littleboy8]

it's about time we get rid of the blond jokes for good, i have met many blond ladies who are CEOs of large coumpanys.

Doesn’t mean their intelligent they could have been “couch sleeping”their way to the top.anyway scroll past it is the funny posts after all sad sack.

 

[Littleboy8]

it's about time we get rid of the blond jokes for good, i have met many blond ladies who are CEOs of large coumpanys.

Lots of typos are you blonde also

 

[Veggiepatch]

it's about time we get rid of the blond jokes for good, i have met many blond ladies who are CEOs of large coumpanys.

Do you want to hear any gay jokes?

I've got one about Alan Joyce....

 

[Jennie]

Do you want to hear any gay jokes?

I've got one about Alan Joyce....

Well finish the joke please.

 

[Luckyus]

Well finish the joke please.

It's called a cliffhanger joke?

 

[Veggiepatch]

Well finish the joke please.

Not exactly a joke but here goes....

Remember when Alan Joyce copped a lemon meringue to the face in 2017?

Well The Cheesecake Shop made it and invited Joyce for an in-store tasting as “we are also a little concerned that your recent tasting of our delicious Lemon Meringue was not appreciated to its full sweetness.”

The Cheesecake Shop went on to say “We would also be happy to offer you the chance to savour any of our other baked in store cakes including tortes, mud cake, pavlovas, cheesecakes and perhaps a generous serve of humble pie.”