[Athena E.]

How extraordinary​

 

[Mrtnst]

Aren’t they all?

 

[SirExton]

As a Fabricator/Welder apprentice in the UK in the early 70's. We were working in a cotton mill, that was being converted into a mail order wharehouse. I asked the engineer in charge, which toilet could I use? He directed me to the ladies on the 3rd floor, now allocated for men. On return to the cafeteria, I said to the engineer "Wow the grafeti in the ladies toilet, is a lot worse than the mens!"
A couple of things he replied with, are not printable here, but one was "when it was the ladies toilet, I even found a meat and potato pie in a brown paper bag, warming up on top of the sanitary towel incinerator!"
I have always remembered one of the writings on the toilet wall in those ladies toilets, which left me scarred for life!!; "It is no good standing on the shit house seat, cos the crabs in here they jump 10 feet! If you think that this is high? Go next door, the bastards Fly!"
Love to all at SDC OXox

 

[Mustang GT]

This must be the ones where you sit on the seat.

 

[magpie1]

As a Fabricator/Welder apprentice in the UK in the early 70's. We were working in a cotton mill, that was being converted into a mail order wharehouse. I asked the engineer in charge, which toilet could I use? He directed me to the ladies on the 3rd floor, now allocated for men. On return to the cafeteria, I said to the engineer "Wow the grafeti in the ladies toilet, is a lot worse than the mens!"
A couple of things he replied with, are not printable here, but one was "when it was the ladies toilet, I even found a meat and potato pie in a brown paper bag, warming up on top of the sanitary towel incinerator!"
I have always remembered one of the writings on the toilet wall in those ladies toilets, which left me scarred for life!!; "It is no good standing on the shit house seat, cos the crabs in here they jump 10 feet! If you think that this is high? Go next door, the bastards Fly!"
Love to all at SDC OXox

Holy FLYING CRABS BATMAN !!

 

[Ivory]

As a Fabricator/Welder apprentice in the UK in the early 70's. We were working in a cotton mill, that was being converted into a mail order wharehouse. I asked the engineer in charge, which toilet could I use? He directed me to the ladies on the 3rd floor, now allocated for men. On return to the cafeteria, I said to the engineer "Wow the grafeti in the ladies toilet, is a lot worse than the mens!"
A couple of things he replied with, are not printable here, but one was "when it was the ladies toilet, I even found a meat and potato pie in a brown paper bag, warming up on top of the sanitary towel incinerator!"
I have always remembered one of the writings on the toilet wall in those ladies toilets, which left me scarred for life!!; "It is no good standing on the shit house seat, cos the crabs in here they jump 10 feet! If you think that this is high? Go next door, the bastards Fly!"
Love to all at SDC OXox

I went into a public toilet once and in large print, black Texta was the advert “ for the best sex ever ring Joe Bloggs on 040400001111”. Horrendously amusing reading that and my nephews name and number! He still hasn’t lived it down

 

[Wandiwa]

Holy FLYING CRABS BATMAN !!

Best Robin quote I've ever heard ....
Holy snapping duckshit Batman, check out the tits on that!

 

[Luckyus]

One would think with all this wit, that Shakespeare's ghost had been to shit. Somebody wrote underneath, I should think that would be true for Shakespeare had an arsehole too.

 

[Ivory]

One would think with all this wit, one would that Shakespeare's ghost had been to shit. Somebody wrote underneath, I should think that would be true for Shakespeare had an arsehole too.

Our eldest son believed Shakespeare had a birth defect and all his was passed via the pen!!

 

[Wandiwa]

One would think with all this wit, one would that Shakespeare's ghost had been to shit. Somebody wrote underneath, I should think that would be true for Shakespeare had an arsehole too.

I studied Shakespeare 12th night at high school, but your latest quill scribes doeth fly over my headeth?

 

[Wandiwa]

Oh if anybody cares, if you want to see a great comedy about Shakespeares life starring David Mitchell hunt out Upstart Crow, not currently on ABC iView, avail on eBay DVD, well worth a look.

 

[Ivory]

I studied Shakespeare 12th night at high school, but your latest quill scribes doeth fly over my headeth?

I was in the SA Amateur Theatrical Society as a teenager and had the pleasure of acting in several of Shakespeare plays. They were awesome and a great way to study his works!

 

[mOiOz]

As a Fabricator/Welder apprentice in the UK in the early 70's. We were working in a cotton mill, that was being converted into a mail order wharehouse. I asked the engineer in charge, which toilet could I use? He directed me to the ladies on the 3rd floor, now allocated for men. On return to the cafeteria, I said to the engineer "Wow the grafeti in the ladies toilet, is a lot worse than the mens!"
A couple of things he replied with, are not printable here, but one was "when it was the ladies toilet, I even found a meat and potato pie in a brown paper bag, warming up on top of the sanitary towel incinerator!"
I have always remembered one of the writings on the toilet wall in those ladies toilets, which left me scarred for life!!; "It is no good standing on the shit house seat, cos the crabs in here they jump 10 feet! If you think that this is high? Go next door, the bastards Fly!"
Love to all at SDC OXox

I remember this one that I read overseas, at age 18...
Some folks come to sit and think,
Some just come to shit and stink,
Others come to scratch their balls,
and read the writing on the walls!

 

[Wandiwa]

I remember this one that I read overseas, at age 18...
Some folks come to sit and think,
Some just come to shit and stink,
Others come to scratch their balls,
and read the writing on the walls!

Heres a challenge change the last 2 lines to suite a female version of this poem.

 

[Wandiwa]

Best one I've seen over a urinal was this ...

OOICAQT
UCAQT2?
OGI8
2CAQT
B4IP.

 

[Wandiwa]

Try this one ...............

Si,
Senora De Dargo
30 Lorez inaro,
Demante Lorez, Dematrux.
FullacowsanHenzandux.

 

[mOiOz]

Heres a challenge change the last 2 lines to suite a female version of this poem.

Some folks come to sit and think,
Some just come to shit and stink,
Ladies frown with disbelief,
while they squat for some relief!

 

[Wandiwa]

Some folks come to sit and think,
Some just come to shit and stink,
Ladies frown with disbelief,
while they squat for some relief!

Well that was cleaner than expected.
Well done.

 

[Wandiwa]

Another scribbled on a maths classroom whiteboard .....

 

[mOiOz]

Well that was cleaner than expected.
Well done.

Well, what was a surprise, it was clean and you understood it?