[Skipton]

Nanna's Favourite​

A grandma lovingly gives her granddaughter
a kiss on the cheek upon seeing her at a family get-together.
Afterwards, she noticed the little girl wiping her cheek.
“Are you wiping off my kiss?” she asked.
“No”, she smartly replied, somewhat embarrassed
but quick on her feet, “I’m just rubbing it in!”

 

[Pete C.]

Most jokes you are showing lately i have seen yesterday on Spicy Jokes or Joke a day sites. Please be more original.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why is the vampire so unpopular? Because he is a pain in the neck.

I saw this joke yesterday do not know if it is an oldy but I have not seen it before.
A wife said to her husband have you seen a $20 bill all crumpled up before ? he said no so the wife opened her blouse and took the bill out of her bra, this made him a bit excited, she then said have you seen a $50 bill all crumpled up before/ he said no so she lifted her skirt and took a $50 bill out of her lacy panties, this made him more excited, she then said have you seen $50,000 all crumpled up, the husband thinking his wife had won it in a lottery said with great excitement no, and the wife said go down into the garage then.

 

[glennkidd]

Dennis,

I am not usually slow, but I don't get the old lady joke.

To quote someone famous.. Please Explain

 

[Mummanew]

Dennis,

I am not usually slow, but I don't get the old lady joke.

To quote someone famous.. Please Explain

I think it's referring to the husband's car. That was my take on it anyhow

 

[Iggydi]

I think it's referring to the husband's car. That was my take on it anyhow

That's what it was referring to

 

[Sue's]

The wisdom of children

 

[MIZMAC]

I think it's referring to the husband's car. That was my take on it anyhow

That is what I thought too.

 

[Littleboy8]

Most jokes you are showing lately i have seen yesterday on Spicy Jokes or Joke a day sites. Please be more original.

Not everyone follows those sites you moron
And I’ve never even heard of them anyway.

 

[NotNats]

Dennis,

I am not usually slow, but I don't get the old lady joke.

To quote someone famous.. Please Explain

She crashed his car ($50,000) all crushed & crumbled.

 

[Jest]

Most jokes you are showing lately i have seen yesterday on Spicy Jokes or Joke a day sites. Please be more original.

do better instead of griping.

 

[Littleboy8]

Dennis,

I am not usually slow, but I don't get the old lady joke.

To quote someone famous.. Please Explain

Don’t worry I didn’t get it either at first

 

[Macarj]

Dennis,

I am not usually slow, but I don't get the old lady joke.

To quote someone famous.. Please Explain

The car is in the garage (crumpled)

 

[dianearnold]

I think it's referring to the husband's car. That was my take on it anyhow

agreed

 

[Ebby]

Most jokes you are showing lately i have seen yesterday on Spicy Jokes or Joke a day sites. Please be more original.

Don't be like that not everyone has heard it.

 

[Ebby]

Dennis,

I am not usually slow, but I don't get the old lady joke.

To quote someone famous.. Please Explain

Wrecked car l think

 

[Dennis]

Dennis,

I am not usually slow, but I don't get the old lady joke.

To quote someone famous.. Please Explain

The wife had had an accident with a car valued at $50,000

 

[Viellarde]

Most jokes you are showing lately i have seen yesterday on Spicy Jokes or Joke a day sites. Please be more original.

 

[Viellarde]

Most of us don't have the time or the inclination to check out those sites you mention. Seen the joke before? Skip forward.

 

[Pete C.]

Not everyone follows those sites you moron
And I’ve never even heard of them anyway.

Most morons haven't.