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How To Impress Your Neighbours

If you want your neighbours to think you have a new Alfa Romeo, instead of your clapped out old Commodore, do what this guy has done. Stick a picture on your garage door 🤣IMG_7124.jpeg
 
Another wanker
 
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There is a huge range of murals for garage doors ..........
 
Clever
 
If I had one, it would be of a garden with lots of flowers.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Marshall and Josie had been messaging back and forth for quite a while on a dating app when Josie finally got the courage to ask him for a date. The two made plans to watch a film on the Friday night at her apartment. on Friday Josie straightened her living room, picked out a movie, chilled a bottle of wine and put on makeup and a cute Outfit. At 6pm the appointed time she sat on her couch and waited. an hour passed then another frustrated at 8-30 pm, she washed off her makeup, put in her retainer, and changed into her pajamas and slippers. at 9pm the doorbell rang. Josie opened the door and found Marshall waiting on the steps with a bouquet of flowers and a bottle of wine. "Would you look at that, said Marshall "I'm 3 hours late and you're still not ready.
 
He fooled himself, it’s a BMW!
 
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and then wait for the breakins.
 
I would be more impressed by the image because the garage was tidy
 
I would be more impressed by the image because the garage was tidy
Tidy is okay for a BMW.

But for an Alfa there should be an oil stain on the floor and the bonnet open with someone working on it.
 
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But that's a BMW
 
Looks pretty 😎
Actually saying that I’d like any of those as my garage door is so ugly like all of them in my complex of 7 units.👍
 
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TRY THIS ONE...
painted garage doors.jpg
 

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