I guess that stork has been travelling for some time
 
Apparently, it had no navigation system on board.
 
Don't know about the stork - when once asking where I came from my mother replied that she touched a sailor's collar for luck! and got me!
 
Great to see another FUNNY joke! I don’t know how the other kind ever see the light of day! We sign up to have a good laugh, not disappointed! Have a great day. 😊
 
I have never heard of so many jokes in all my life. Thanks members.
 
Even if you have heard most of them before (like me) or some are corny, instead of bitching, allow others who haven't heard them appreciate the humour. Be polite.
 

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