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Haemorrhoid Cream

''I applied the Haemorrhoid cream that
you gave me this morning and
I got a very nasty reaction.''
''Where exactly did you apply it?''

''On the bus!''
 
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The driver was angry as he had just cleaned the bus.
 
Haemorrhoid Cream

''I applied the Haemorrhoid cream that
you gave me this morning and
I got a very nasty reaction.''
''Where exactly did you apply it?''

''On the bus!''
Skipton you are hilarious you always make my day with your funnies
 
Remember that haemorrhoid cream ad,
"Surgery or the cream?"
 
My doctor gave me haemorrhoid cream to put on my ear as it hurts when I lay in bed at night now it’s sweet dreams
 
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My doctor gave me haemorrhoid cream to put on my ear as it hurts when I lay in bed at night now it’s sweet dreams
Haemorrhoid cream reduces swelling, pain and burning.
It functions as a local anaesthetic.
Glad it worked for your ear.
 

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