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Skipton
Joke Burial At Sea
Burial At Sea
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mOiOz
CODE AT WAR
CODE AT WAR
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mOiOz
IF A COBRA ATTACKED...?
IF A COBRA ATTACKED...?
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mOiOz
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is… but we also accepted: Congratulations to these...
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mOiOz
ALWAYS WEAR UNDERWEAR
ALWAYS WEAR UNDERWEAR
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Skipton
Joke Ten Commandments For Seniors
Ten Commandments For Seniors
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Littleboy8
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Mikev
Brain Teaser Kinship 🤔
Kinship 🤔 You say to yourself: I am a man. If the son of this other man is the father of my son, what relation is this man to me! 🤔 I will post the answer below later.
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Mikev
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 👂
Dad Joke 👂 My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. "State of the Art," he said, “It cost me a fortune." I asked: "Awesome what type is it?" He said: "Two thirty." 😊
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Mikev
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Haemorrhoids
Haemorrhoids
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mOiOz
A NIGHT OUT
A NIGHT OUT A NIGHT OUT My husband and I were ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre, Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a ‘night light’ and put the cat in the backyard. When the Uber arrived, we walked outside and the rather tubby cat scooted inside between our legs, then ran upstairs. Because our cat loves to...
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mOiOz
TOOK GRANDMA TO A SPA...
TOOK GRANDMA TO A SPA...
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mOiOz
NO MATTER HOW STUPID...
NO MATTER HOW STUPID...
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Skipton
Joke Stone The Crows!
Stone The Crows! The NSW Police have found a large number of dead crows on Freemans Drive just outside Cooranbong early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared...
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mOiOz
RUSSIAN IN NEW YORK
RUSSIAN IN NEW YORK
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mOiOz
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Luckyus
Joke Climate Change
Climate Change
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Luckyus
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sarahjane67
Funny Humour
Funny Humour
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Luckyus
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🍝
Dad Joke 🍝 My wife said there’s no way I could build a car out of spaghetti. 🍝 You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta. 😊
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
DIFFERENT THERMOMETERS
DIFFERENT THERMOMETERS
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deni67
Bar fight during Covid, hilarious.
Bar fight during Covid, hilarious. I love Hale and Pace, this tickled my funny bone 😂
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke Alphabet Agony!
Alphabet Agony! A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, "I can't talk! Help me!" The doctor nodded sagely and instructed the man to put his thumb on the table. The man thinks to himself that his thumb has nothing to do with his inability to talk, but he does as the doctor ordered...
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
MY GENERATION...
MY GENERATION...
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Skipton
Joke Sad Day At The Zoo
Sad Day At The Zoo A woman was visiting the zoo when she passed two workmen that were crying. "Why are you guys crying?" she asked. One replied, "One of the elephants just died." "The big elephant must have been your favorite animal in the zoo?" she asked. "No, Ma'am-- love has nothing to do with it. The boss told us we have to dig the grave."
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Mikev
Joke Senior’s Thought 🎆
Senior’s Thought 🎆 New Year's Eve would be so much better if it happened around 9pm. 🙂
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Veggiepatch
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mOiOz
I'M COLD...
I'M COLD...
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... Congratulations to these members who got it...
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