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No Shelter Supplied
No Shelter Supplied Don't supply a bus shelter here in Autumn Street Must bring your own chair to sit in cold, rain or heat I agree, a bus running late is certainly not a crime Good idea to bring a chair because it is never on time Seems both, the bus company and city council don't even care Too bad if your old and frail not one single seat...
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Danielle G.
Joke a highly-charged meeting?
a highly-charged meeting?
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mOiOz
ROSES ARE DEAD...
ROSES ARE DEAD...
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Luckyus
Joke Condoms
Condoms A man goes into the chemist to buy a packets of Condoms. When goes to pay for his purchase, he notices that the price is a dollar fifty htgher than the price on the packet. He asks why and is told that the extra money is for tax. "Christ" he says, " I thought you just rolled them on?"-
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Luckyus
Joke Four Letter Words
Four Letter Words Banish the use of those four letter words. Whose meanings are never obscure. The Anglos, the Saxons, those bawdy old birds. Were vulgar, obscure, and impure. But cherish the use of the weaseling phrase. That never quite says what it means. You'd better be known for your hypocrite ways. Than be vulgar, impure, or obscene.
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Luckyus
Joke My Girl
My Girl My girlfriend tried to make me have sex, on the bonnet of her Honda Civic. But I refused. If I'm going to have sex, It's going to be on my own Accord.
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mOiOz
BIG BIRD
BIG BIRD
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mOiOz
NOT FOR FLYING
NOT FOR FLYING
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mOiOz
SELF-FLYING BROOMS
SELF-FLYING BROOMS
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mOiOz
PUT A FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH
PUT A FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... Congratulations to these members who got it...
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Luckyus
Joke Explanation
Explanation It's not easy to explain.... ....the difference between 'COMPLETE' and 'FINISHED' but I'll try. When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED, And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, You are COMPLETELY FINISHED!!
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COLLIES
COLLIES
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 18.09.2024
Riddle Masters 18.09.2024 Good morning, Riddle Masters! ☀️ Let's have our second riddle for the week. Are you ready? Here it is: Four legs up, four legs down, soft in the middle, hard all around. What am I? As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will automatically hide yours and others’ answers. To reveal those answers, simply click the ‘spoiler...
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Joke His 'N' Hers
His 'N' Hers
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Luckyus
Joke Safe Sex
Safe Sex
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Mikev
Joke Dogs at School 🐶
Dogs at School 🐶 Here here is a funny cartoon about dogs at school, and a bit of a reversal from from what you would expect 🐶
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Joke Dad Joke 🐓
Dad Joke 🐓 Why did the chicken go to the gym? 🐓 To work on his pecks. 😀
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Luckyus
Joke Alcohol
Alcohol
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Luckyus
Joke Lets see how you Like
Lets see how you Like
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Joke Pretty Cheap
Pretty Cheap
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Joke If Your Bored
If Your Bored
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Luckyus
Joke Afraid of Dying Alone
Afraid of Dying Alone
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Luckyus
Joke Evertbody Else Is Getting In Early
Evertbody Else Is Getting In Early
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Joke THICK
THICK A girl asks her thick boy friend If he wants to eat pussy. He asks her why is she taking of her clothes, instead of cooking her cat?.
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