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Danielle G.
Riddle Afternoon Riddle 02.01.2025
Afternoon Riddle 02.01.2025 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! Mr and Mrs Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family? If you have the answer, feel...
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mOiOz
THE VENOMOUS
THE VENOMOUS
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mOiOz
DEAR VEGANS...
DEAR VEGANS...
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MOST DESIRED MEN...
MOST DESIRED MEN...
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Wandiwa
Classic Google enquiry.
Classic Google enquiry. I was looking to see if I could take my dog to the pub.
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
MAKE A BIG DEAL....
MAKE A BIG DEAL....
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mOiOz
CRACKER QUIZ
CRACKER QUIZ
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mOiOz
FOR SALE - GRILL, DVDS
FOR SALE - GRILL, DVDS
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Skipton
Joke Bunnings Bungle!
Bunnings Bungle!
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mOiOz
HERE, DO A LINE...
HERE, DO A LINE...
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mOiOz
FRENCH INVENTOR...
FRENCH INVENTOR...
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mOiOz
FAMOUS POTATOES HISTORY
FAMOUS POTATOES HISTORY
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mOiOz
I TAKE THE BUS...
I TAKE THE BUS...
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Wandiwa
When you’re are raised on a farm, your perception is a little bit different.
When you’re are raised on a farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mom and Dad." The farmer stood...
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Skipton
Joke How True! How True!
How True! How True! One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well... The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help...
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🍅
Dad Joke 🍅 Why did the tomato turn red? 🍅 Because it saw the salad dressing. 😊
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Skipton
Joke The Furniture Business
The Furniture Business Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided...
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Mikev
Joke Senior’s Sense 😴
Senior’s Sense 😴 Here is a funny cartoon about sleeping 😴
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Friday Funnies: Mr Bean "Christmas Shopping"
Friday Funnies: Mr Bean "Christmas Shopping" This week's Friday Funny is courtesy of member @Dibby19480321*! Want to watch the whole episode? You can here:
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mOiOz
HAVE MY CHILDREN...
HAVE MY CHILDREN...
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Joke Toe Be Or Not Toe Be!
Toe Be Or Not Toe Be! The main function of the little toe on your foot, is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in the right place.
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mOiOz
STUPIDITY IS NOT A DISABILITY!
STUPIDITY IS NOT A DISABILITY!
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mOiOz
STATE OF SEX LIFE
STATE OF SEX LIFE
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mOiOz
SECRETARY BIRD
SECRETARY BIRD
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Zipit up ha ha
Zipit up ha ha
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