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mOiOz
WRITING A BOOK
WRITING A BOOK
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mOiOz
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Joke Bad Dau
Bad Dau
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Joke Subway
Subway
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
PADDY FINDS A SANDWICH
PADDY FINDS A SANDWICH
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
TECHNOLOGY vs DEVELOPMENT
TECHNOLOGY vs DEVELOPMENT
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
BBQ TIMER
BBQ TIMER
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
URINAL SERIAL NUMBER
URINAL SERIAL NUMBER
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
WHAT MOTHER TAUGHT ME
WHAT MOTHER TAUGHT ME
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
MUSIC
MUSIC
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mOiOz
JULIE ANDREWS TURNING 79
JULIE ANDREWS TURNING 79 To commemorate her birthday, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'. Here are the lyrics she used: (Sing It!) - If you...
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Are You A Believer?
Are You A Believer? Jesus walks into a bar. He spots a Russian with a glass of water. He asks, "My son, are you a believer?" The Russian replies "No." Jesus waves his hands and behold! The glass is changed to wine. "Well, my son, do you believe now?" The Russian frowns and shakes his head. The next day, Jesus comes into the bar and sees the...
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Joke Wish Me Luck
Wish Me Luck
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Joke Problem Solved
Problem Solved
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Joke TWO MOTHERS MEET FOR COFFEE
TWO MOTHERS MEET FOR COFFEE "Well, Mildred," asked one. "How are your son and daughter doing?" "To tell you the truth," answered the second, "My Daniel has married a real good-for-nothing. She doesn't get out of bed until eleven. She's out all day spending his money on Heaven knows what and when he gets home exhausted, does she have a nice...
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Luckyus
Joke The Outback Army Recruit
The Outback Army Recruit An Army Recruit from the Australian outback sends a letter home: 'Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope you are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin’ on the farm - tell them to get in quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya...
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Luckyus
Joke Pub Quiz
Pub Quiz In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question I got wrong was, to name two things commonly found in Cells. It appears that Aboriginals and their cousins is not the correct answer.
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SDC Trivia Game #51 - 15/07/2023
SDC Trivia Game #51 - 15/07/2023 51|15-07-2023
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mOiOz
BRUSH WITH DEATH
BRUSH WITH DEATH
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Wandiwa
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Joke I am not doing that any more
I am not doing that any more
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mOiOz
STEAK AS USUAL
STEAK AS USUAL
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Cheb
The best round of golf, EVER.
The best round of golf, EVER. A man was at the golf club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole, and birdie on the second and third hole. On the fourth hole he scored his best ever hole-in-one and then his cell phone started ringing. When he picked up the phone it turned out it was a doctor in the...
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mOiOz
A PARTY IN DARWIN
A PARTY IN DARWIN A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and Invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only Aborigine in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns and oysters...
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SDC Trivia Game #50 - 14/07/2023
SDC Trivia Game #50 - 14/07/2023 50|14-07-2023
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mOiOz
ALTERED WORDS
ALTERED WORDS The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. CASHTRATION (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite...
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mOiOz
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Luckyus
Joke Wifes Suggestion
Wifes Suggestion The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did .... She's 21 and her name's Susie.
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