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Joke As opposed to leading a horse to water and making it drink
As opposed to leading a horse to water and making it drink
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Joke Between generations
Between generations
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mOiOz
ANIMAL ONE-LINERS
ANIMAL ONE-LINERS
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Observer
Joke You survived
You survived
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I hate it when people call me boy.
I hate it when people call me boy. When people call me boy, I think that it's very downgrading no matter how old I am. I turn back to them & say - I have got a yard of cock, a bucket full of balls & enough hair on my arse to make a grizzly bear sweat, so don't ever call me boy!
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What's the name of the Jolly Swagman?
What's the name of the Jolly Swagman? What's the name of the Jolly Swagman? It's in the song, just sing it. Andy 🤔
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Dad joke
Dad joke I used to tell my two daughters that I can't pull a rabbit out of my hat, but, I can pull a hair out of my arse.
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Luckyus
Joke Funny One-Liners
Funny One-Liners funniest one-liners I won $3 million in the lottery this weekend, so I decided to donate a quarter to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there; he said he couldn’t complain. I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is. Call me playful but scaring men is so easy. Time may...
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Joke ''I'll Be Back!''
''I'll Be Back!'' My wife accompanied me this morning when I went to the barbers for a haircut Reading a magazine in the reception area, she found an interesting article and asked if she could take the magazine next door to make a photocopy. ‘Leave some ID, a driver's license or a credit card,’ the hairdresser said. ‘But my Hubby is here...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... Congratulations to these members who got it...
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Christine Hutton
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mOiOz
'WILLY 'WARMER'
'WILLY 'WARMER'
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mOiOz
REVENGE OF THE DISABLED!
REVENGE OF THE DISABLED!
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Frozen Attitude: The Parrot’s Cold Lesson!
Frozen Attitude: The Parrot’s Cold Lesson! Member @Da Freddo would like to share this joke today: A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's...
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Joke Mortal Fear
Mortal Fear David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren't expletives, were to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he...
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mOiOz
WHEN I WIN THE LOTTERY...
WHEN I WIN THE LOTTERY...
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Observer
Joke Muff, County Donegal, Ireland
Muff, County Donegal, Ireland
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mOiOz
BOTTLE OF OMEGA 3
BOTTLE OF OMEGA 3
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mOiOz
WHY SO UPSET...?
WHY SO UPSET...?
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Luckyus
Joke Whats Better
Whats Better
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
JUDGING OTHERS
JUDGING OTHERS
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mOiOz
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Luckyus
Joke Chat Up Line
Chat Up Line I was talking to a girl in a pub the other night and I said "You remind me of my little toe". She said "Is that because I'm small and cute?" I replied "No it's because with a bit of luck I'll end up banging you on the coffee table".
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Nanachook
Riddle master
Riddle master I think the answer is A Compass
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Luckyus
Joke lIFE
lIFE LIFE IS LIKE A SHIT SANDWICH, THE MORE BREAD YOU'VE GOT, THE LESS SHIT YOU HAVE TO EAT
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Luckyus
Joke Life
Life
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Luckyus
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Joke Data Sheet
Data Sheet
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