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Joke So much for that job

So much for that job

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by Littleboy8

Joke A little tap...

A little tap... A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question... The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window. For a second, everything was quite in the cab. Then the driver said, 'Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the...

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by Dynamo

Joke Think it out. It will come to you.

Think it out. It will come to you.

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by Dynamo

SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD DATE

SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD DATE

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by Observer

Joke The Ins and Outs

The Ins and Outs Man on top of woman. Hasn't got long to stay. His head is full of nonsense. His arse is full of play. He goes in like a lion. He comes out like a lamb. And when he buttons up his pants. He isn't worth a damn.

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by Luckyus

Joke Egyptian Conniptions

Egyptian Conniptions The sexual urge of the camel. Is greater than anyone thinks. In moments of amorous passion. He even consorts with the Sphinx. But the Sphinx's posterior passage. Has been clogged by the sands of the Nile. Which accounts for the hump on the camel. And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by Luckyus

MY SUGAR WAS HIGH

MY SUGAR WAS HIGH

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by Wandiwa

Joke Experience!

Experience! Mary was late for school and the principal asked her why. She explained: “I had to take our cow to our neighbors so that the bull could get her pregnant.” The principal said: “Couldn’t your father do that?” Mary replied: “I suppose he could, but I think the bull has had more experience.”

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by Wandiwa

Joke One of Melbournes finest roads

One of Melbournes finest roads

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by Observer

Joke Dad Joke 🐺

Dad Joke 🐺 So I had to go to the hospital today. I told the Doctor, "I've been bitten by a wolf." 🐺 The Doctor asked me: "Where?" I said: “No just an ordinary one". 😀

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by Wandiwa

BLT WITH CHEESE

BLT WITH CHEESE

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by mOiOz

Dad Joke A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks if that stool is taken..

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by Littleboy8

EXTRA LOW PACKED ICE CREAM

EXTRA LOW PACKED ICE CREAM

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by mOiOz

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by mOiOz

AUSSIE CYCLISTS

AUSSIE CYCLISTS

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by mOiOz

Joke Bad Habits!

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by Skipton

Joke Nosey Neighbours!

Nosey Neighbours!

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by Skipton

Joke GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always Catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch...

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by Skipton

Joke Fair Enough

Fair Enough ''Mr Clarke, I have reviewed this case very carefully,'' the divorce court judge said. ''And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week.'' ''That's very fair your honour.'' the husband said. ''And every now and then I'll throw in a few extra bucks myself.''

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by Skipton

How Life Can Change

How Life Can Change

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by nickname

Joke At least she was being honest

At least she was being honest

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by Observer

Joke I can't follow through

I can't follow through

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by Observer

Joke This is my song

This is my song

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Last post Aug 10, 2024 by Observer

Riddle Riddle Masters 07.08.2024

Riddle Masters 07.08.2024 Goooood morning Riddle Masters!:coffee: Time to challenge your mind with our second riddle of the week: I sleep during the day and fly at night, but I have no feathers to aid my flight. What am I? Get your thinking caps on and drop your answers in the comments below! Remember, you can use the 'spoiler' button to...

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Last post Aug 9, 2024 by Dirty

WHEN YOU LEAVE POTATOES...

WHEN YOU LEAVE POTATOES...

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Views: 169

Last post Aug 9, 2024 by mOiOz

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