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mOiOz
GAVISCON AD
GAVISCON AD
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Wandiwa
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mjm9
An old one from the COVID quarantine days
An old one from the COVID quarantine days
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mjm9
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mOiOz
TESTICLE TEST
TESTICLE TEST
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Littleboy8
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melnugro
Condoms VS Gloves
Condoms VS Gloves A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves... "Do you know how they make these rubber gloves ?" She said, "No ?" "Well," he spoofed, "down in Mexico they have this big building set up...
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Littleboy8
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🐮
Dad Joke 🐮 What do you call an obvious cow? Predictabull. 😀
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Mikev
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Skipton
Joke 2024 Darwin Awards
2024 Darwin Awards Yes, it's that magical time when Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He...
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Skipton
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Luckyus
Joke A Couple Are Having A Dinner Party
A Couple Are Having A Dinner Party A couple is throwing a dinner party and the husband who is very thin and bony is walking around the house wearing only his boxers. His wife comes out of the kitchen and says, “Hey, the guests are gonna be here any minute. Go and put something on.” “Oh no, I won’t,” he says. “I want everybody to see how...
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mOiOz
HE'S PULLED MY TITS.....
HE'S PULLED MY TITS.....
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mOiOz
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Macs-241
Guy runs his Tesla with gasoline ..... What The F__K ..?
Guy runs his Tesla with gasoline ..... What The F__K ..? Guy runs his Tesla with gasoline ..... What The F__K .....? '
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
FULL BODY MASSAGE $30
FULL BODY MASSAGE $30
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Wandiwa
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mjm9
A crow in the kitchen?!
A crow in the kitchen?!
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Nevertiki
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Luckyus
Joke ONE FOR OUR EXPAT MEMBERS
ONE FOR OUR EXPAT MEMBERS
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
THE DEAF BOOKKEEPER
THE DEAF BOOKKEEPER
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke A Helpful Call From Pakistan!
A Helpful Call From Pakistan! I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went: "Hello, how are you today?" "I'm very well thank you for asking, how are you and more to the point, WHO are you?" "Madam, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft." "Microsoft, is that a city in Pakistan?"...
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Littleboy8
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SirExton
Joke Kids Today
Kids today
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Luckyus
Joke Little White Lie?
Little White Lie?
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Luckyus
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Observer
Joke What's not romantic?????
What's not romantic?????
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Skipton
Joke Sucked In!
Sucked In! A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into...
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
A RACK
A RACK
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Nevertiki
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🐪
Dad Joke 🐪 What do you call a camel with no humps? 🐪 Humphrey 😀
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Mikev
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Skipton
Joke Group Booking
Group Booking
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Takin A Break!
Takin A Break! I said to my boss the other day, "I need to leave early, I'm going to be a father!" "Of course", he replied. "Take the afternoon off!" When I returned to work the next day, my boss came to my desk, "Well, how'd it go? Is it a boy or a girl?" "I dunno, I'll tell you in 9 months."
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Riddle Riddle Masters 11.10.2024
Riddle Masters 11.10.2024 Good Morning, Riddle Masters! :D Here is your third and final riddle of the week: What word contains 26 letters but only has three syllables? Quite a head-scratcher, isn't it? Share your answer in the comments below. As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will hide your and others’ answers. To view the answers, simply...
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mOiOz
MAKES A PIRATE ANGRY...
MAKES A PIRATE ANGRY...
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mOiOz
FRENCH ONION DIP
FRENCH ONION DIP
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Wandiwa
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