Jokes & fun

If it's a joke, riddle, or a funny picture - it belongs in this forum!
Threads
Threads20.1K
Messages
Messages219.7K
Post thread
mOiOz
F-BOMB
F-BOMB
Replies
0
Views
130
mOiOz
Replies
0
Views
130
Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 👶
Dad Joke 👶 I hate flying. Yesterday I sat next to a baby on a 12 hour flight. I had no idea that someone could cry for 12 hours straight. 👶 Even the baby was impressed. 😀
Replies
7
Views
6K
R
Replies
7
Views
6K
mOiOz
WHY AGE GRACEFULLY...
WHY AGE GRACEFULLY...
Replies
0
Views
187
mOiOz
Replies
0
Views
187
mOiOz
BANGKOK BAR
BANGKOK BAR
Replies
0
Views
178
mOiOz
Replies
0
Views
178
Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 😣
Dad Joke 😣 What did the taxidermist do on his lunch break? Stuffed his face. 😀
Replies
0
Views
155
Mikev
Replies
0
Views
155
Danielle G.
Joke Who wants to be rich?
Who wants to be rich? A man stumbles upon a lamp and a genie pops out and offers him three wishes... Man: For my first wish, I'd like to be rich. Genie: Alright, Rich. What's your second wish? Man: No! I want to be real rich! Genie: Okay, Real Rich. What's next? Man: Stop calling me Rich! Genie: Okay, have a good day.
Replies
0
Views
3K
Danielle G.
Replies
0
Views
3K
Luckyus
Joke Using Your Loaf
Using Your Loaf One of the adverts on this site was promoting I herb products and one reminded me of a friend from days gone by. He was telling us that every Sunday morning he'd get up make breakfast for the kids and once that was out of the way, he would make up a tray and cook his wife a full breakfast in bed. Before taking into her he'd...
Replies
1
Views
233
Littleboy8
Replies
1
Views
233
mOiOz
FREE SUPPLIES
FREE SUPPLIES
Replies
1
Views
160
Wandiwa
Replies
1
Views
160
Observer
Joke Oh yeah ?????
Oh yeah ?????
Replies
3
Views
4K
CliffE
Replies
3
Views
4K
Skipton
Joke Scientific!
Scientific!
Replies
9
Views
6K
CliffE
Replies
9
Views
6K
Observer
Joke Carrots and onions
Carrots and onions
Replies
0
Views
414
Observer
Replies
0
Views
414
mOiOz
IF YOU'RE HAPPY, STAY IN BED
IF YOU'RE HAPPY, STAY IN BED
Replies
1
Views
198
Wandiwa
Replies
1
Views
198
mOiOz
SHE WAS THE ONE!
SHE WAS THE ONE!
Replies
0
Views
194
mOiOz
Replies
0
Views
194
Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... Congratulations to these members who got it...
Replies
147
Views
3K
WendyW1954
Replies
147
Views
3K
mOiOz
ROLLING STONE
ROLLING STONE
Replies
0
Views
213
mOiOz
Replies
0
Views
213
mOiOz
THINK IT'S COLD NOW?
THINK IT'S COLD NOW?
Replies
0
Views
168
mOiOz
Replies
0
Views
168
mOiOz
70th BIRTHDAY GIFT
70th BIRTHDAY GIFT 70th BIRTHDAY GIFT An elderly lady checked into a motel on her 70th birthday, but was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone booths for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book and found a full page for a guy calling himself Tender Tony, a very...
Replies
0
Views
171
mOiOz
Replies
0
Views
171
Observer
Joke Coming home drunk
Coming home drunk
Replies
0
Views
569
Observer
Replies
0
Views
569
Mikev
Joke Global Warming Over the Years 🩲
Global Warming Over the Years 🩲 Here is a funny photo showing evidence of global warming over the years 🩲
Replies
23
Views
7K
Littleboy8
Replies
23
Views
7K
A
Riddle Afternoon Riddle 03.09.2024
Afternoon Riddle 03.09.2024 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have? If you have the answer...
Replies
67
Views
3K
R
Replies
67
Views
3K
Skipton
Joke The End Is Near!
The End Is Near! Sean is the vicar of a protestant parish in Dublin an Patrick is the...
Replies
0
Views
321
Skipton
Replies
0
Views
321
nickname
Joke I'll pass on that ride
I'll pass on that ride
Replies
2
Views
308
Nevertiki
Replies
2
Views
308
Danielle G.
Joke Scroll down
Scroll down
Replies
3
Views
3K
R
Replies
3
Views
3K
mOiOz
I USED TO THINK...
I USED TO THINK...
Replies
3
Views
6K
E
Replies
3
Views
6K
mjm9
Happy microwave
Happy microwave
Replies
1
Views
637
Observer
Replies
1
Views
637
You must log in or register to post here.
  • We believe that retirement should be a time to relax and enjoy life, not worry about money. That's why we're here to help our members make the most of their retirement years. If you're over 60 and looking for ways to save money, connect with others, and have a laugh, we’d love to have you aboard.
  • Advertise with us

Main Menu

Home Privacy policy Terms and rules Contact us

User Menu

Login

Enjoyed Reading our Story?

  • Share this forum to your loved ones.
Community platform by XenForo® © 2010-2023 XenForo Ltd. | Style and add-ons by ThemeHouse | Please note that no information we provide constitutes financial advice. The Seniors Discount Club is a free resource, supported by advertising. We're committed to being 100% transparent & honest about where we make money. If you see an asterisk (*) next to one of our links, it means we have a commercial relationship with that business. SDC may receive a commission on purchases made through our Amazon links. | The Seniors Discount Club is not affiliated with any Australian State and Territory governments. If you are are looking for your state or territories official programs, please select one of the following links: NSW VIC SA WA TAS QLD NT ACT | Media embeds via s9e/MediaSites
Top Bottom
Back
Change Weather Postcode×
Change Petrol Postcode×