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Wandiwa
Joke 60
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Skipton
Joke A Modern Miracle
A Modern Miracle Two nuns were driving along National Highway One out in the middle of nowhere when their car ran out of petrol. The two sisters stood by the vehicle wondering what to do when a petrol tanker pulled up. The truck driver assessed the situation and said he could give them enough fuel to reach the next town if they had a...
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Joke The toe mirror trick
The toe mirror trick
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Joke Nosy neighborhood
Nosy neighborhood
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Joke I brought my wife a dog awhile ago, the other day she tells me the dog no longer responds to her whistles, bearing in mind she whistles naturally, she has a loose denture. She was getting a bit concerned because the dog wasn't moving,I told her to take the dog to the vet, the dogs got a lot of hair in its ears perhaps that's the reason...
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Joke Remove the Ring
Remove the Ring
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Joke Just another Day in Paradice
Just another Day in Paradice
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Luckyus
Joke Morning Coffee
Morning Coffee A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee". The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I...
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Joke The Tenor
The Tenor
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Jarred Santos
Joke Mums would understand...
Mums would understand... Just sharing something funny I came across: It's an actual book, by the way, members :LOL:
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Macs-241
Joke Little Johnny 123
Little Johnny 123 Little Johnny's neighbour just had a baby. Sadly, the baby was born without any ears. When the mum and baby came back home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a chat with him and explained how the baby had no ears. Johnnys dad also told...
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Luckyus
Joke Honeymoons
Honeymoons Three sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would start, with them being virgins, and made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impressions of marital sex. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the...
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Joke As we all get older
As we all get older
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Skipton
Joke Qualifications!
Qualifications! A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc can I ask you a question?" The famous surgeon, a bit surprised...
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mOiOz
FREE ADVICE
FREE ADVICE A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the...
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Joke The thirsty Golfers
The thirsty Golfers
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Skipton
Joke Some knowing words from Lady Churchill!
Some knowing words from Lady Churchill! One day, the Churchill couple walked through a posh neighbourhood in London. People greeted and exchanged words with the Prime Minister. A street sweeper, on the other hand, greeted Ms. Churchill in particular, and the two stayed aside for a while in a familiar conversation. Churchill then asked...
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Joke The Mop
The Mop
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Skipton
Joke More One Liners!
More One Liners! ▪My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there. ▪ As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, one thing I'm sure of ... it will be misspelled and have no punctuation. ▪ Me: Sobbing my heart out, "I can't see you anymore ... I'm...
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Joke The ex-wife
The ex-wife
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Skipton
Joke Exhaustipated!
Exhaustipated!
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Skipton
Joke Old Soldiers
Old Soldiers Two old army veterans were sitting on a park bench looking at the ladies walking past. One of them turns to the other and asks, "When was the last time you made love to a lady?" The other old veteran replies, "I think it was about 1945." The first one gives a little whistle and says, "Wow, THAT long ago?" The other veteran looks...
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Skipton
Joke Health Care
Health Care Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for...
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What’s for dinner tonight?
What’s for dinner tonight? The wife was standing at the kitchen bench, her back to the fridge and flicking through a Recipe Book. Her husband comes in, opens the empty fridge and says ‘What’s for dinner tonight dear?” She replies ‘Nothing’. The husband then says ‘We had nothing last night’, to which she says, Yes I know, I made enough for...
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Joke A Miracle
A Miracle
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