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Joke A Conundrum Occurred!
A Conundrum Occurred! A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed as it left a New York publishing house last Thursday. According to the Associated Press, witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, punchy, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed...
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Joke Fast Women!
Fast Women! A blonde was driving down a highway and all of a sudden, a cop sitting on the roadside turns on his flashing red lights. The blonde seeing the red lights pulls over to the side of the road and waits for the cop. When the cop gets there, he says to the blonde, "Lady you were doing 43 miles per hour in a 30 mile an hour zone." The...
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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mOiOz
THE LAST WORD
THE LAST WORD
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mOiOz
REDNECK LOVE POEM
REDNECK LOVE POEM
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SirExton
Joke Life after Death?
Life after Death?
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SDC Trivia Game #70 - 04/08/2023
SDC Trivia Game #70 - 04/08/2023 70|04-08-2023
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 02.08.2023
Riddle Masters 02.08.2023 Goooood Morning Riddle Masters! :) I've got your midweek brain twister. Are you ready for this one? Here it goes: A professional fisherman caught 30 fish during a 5-day tournament. Each day, he caught three more fish than the day before. How many fish did the fisherman catch on the first day? A good...
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Joke The Nature Strip!
The Nature Strip! The cashier told me, ''Strip down facing me.'' By the time I realised she meant the credit card, it was too late!!
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mOiOz
FORGOT MORNING COFFEE
FORGOT MORNING COFFEE
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mOiOz
GRILLED CHEESE
GRILLED CHEESE
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mOiOz
WIFE WANTS SEX
WIFE WANTS SEX
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Blue Girl
Brain Teaser East
East
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Blue Girl
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mOiOz
ALARM SYSTEM
ALARM SYSTEM
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SDC Trivia Game #68 - 02/08/2023
SDC Trivia Game #68 - 02/08/2023 68|02-08-2023
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mark godwin
elon musk is a fool
elon musk is a fool
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SirExton
Joke Rainbow
Rainbow Raindow
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Skipton
Joke Don't Step On My Blue Suede Shoes!
Don't Step On My Blue Suede Shoes!
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Joke Total Control!
Total Control! Husband: ''Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper?'' Wife: ''I just go and clean the toilet.'' Husband:''How does that help?'' Wife: ''I use your toothbrush.''
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Joke My New Girlfriend
My New Girlfriend I thought my new girlfriend might be the one. But, when I looked through her knicker drawer and finding a nurses outfit, a French maids outfit and a police woman's uniform. I finally decided, if she can't hold down a job, she's not the one for me!
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Joke Propheteering!
Propheteering! A British Engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.
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Joke She's A keeper
She's A keeper
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Joke The Colonoscopy
The Colonoscopy I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam. His new blond nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room And told me to get undressed and have a seat Until the doctor could see me . She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed That...
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mOiOz
DON'T JUDGE WOMEN
DON'T JUDGE WOMEN
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mOiOz
ENOUGH DRAMA
ENOUGH DRAMA
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