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Help please. Is there a list of all the games offered? I used to enjoy the timed word location game but now can't find it. Also other games. Your help would be appreciated. Thanks.
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Joke Funny side of Mahatma Gandhi:
Funny side of Mahatma Gandhi: When Mahatma Gandhi was studying law at the University College, London, a ... professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely. One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room when Gandhi came along with his tray and sat next to the professor. The professor said, "Mr Gandhi, you do not...
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Joke Dennis' Pun Of The Day
Dennis' Pun Of The Day What keeps your teeth together?
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Joke Noisy Dishwasher!
Noisy Dishwasher! Does anybody here have any knowledge regarding noisy dishwashers? I've tried flowers, chocolates and wine and she's still moaning!
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Joke "SIX LITTLE STORIES" - well worth the 30 seconds to read!
"SIX LITTLE STORIES" - well worth the 30 seconds to read! {1} Once all villagers decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all the people gathered, but only one boy came with an umbrella. That's FAITH. {2} When you throw babies in the air, they laugh because they know you will catch them...
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Riddle Riddle Masters 28.04.2023
Riddle Masters 28.04.2023 Good Morning Riddle Masters! Happy Friday! :) Here is your third and final riddle for the week… I am a fruit. If you take away the first letter of my name, I become a crime. Take away the first two letters of my name, I become an animal. Take away the first and last letter of my name, and I become a form of music...
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Joke The Lighthouse Keeper
The Lighthouse Keeper A fishing boat had crashed onto the rocks in heavy seas and the lighthouse keeper was taken to court for negligence. His lawyer asked him “Did you carry out your duties on the night in question?” The lighthouse keeper described his work, how the machinery flashed the light on and off and how he constantly watched the...
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Joke Bitzer!
Bitzer!
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Joke The birds and the bees
The birds and the bees
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Joke The Sandpaper Man
The Sandpaper Man
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Joke Fake boobs
Fake boobs
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Birthday drinks
Birthday drinks A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says. "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.." The bartender says. "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me." As the woman finishes her...
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THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH
THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH Harry gets stopped by a police car. When the police officer gets to his car, Harry says, "What's the problem officer?" Officer: You were going at least 65 in a 50mph zone. Harry: No sir, I was going 50. Wife: Oh Harry, You were going 70. Harry gives his wife a dirty look. Officer: I will also give you a ticket for...
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Joke Gynecologist in 2023
Gynecologist in 2023
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Joke Had to give up jogging
Had to give up jogging
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Joke Window Shoppin!
Window Shoppin!
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Joke The smart arsed teenager
The smart arsed teenager A smart-arsed teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and asked. "What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and sweetly...
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Joke Life Hack.
Life Hack. You can easily turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife's birthday.
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Joke The Evolution Of Math
The Evolution Of Math 1.TEACHING MATH IN 1950 A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100 His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? $____ 2. Teaching Math In 1970... A logger sells a truckload of timber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit? $___ 3. Teaching Math In 1990...
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It's 'Miracle Grow
It's 'Miracle Grow One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unnoticed. The next morning the husband took a pair of his...
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The Church Gossip
The Church Gossip Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Joke Miracle Cures!
Miracle Cures! A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a hospital in Australia, so, he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside reading 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.' An Australian lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic. Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste." Chinese: "Nurse...
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Joke Savings Shock!
Savings Shock! When I was a kid my dad used to let me put my pocket money in a special box under the stairs.... I was fifteen before I found out it was the bloody electric meter!
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