Jokes & fun

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Skipton
Joke Multi Talented!
Multi Talented! After a bout of drinking, men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, stop thinking and fight about nothing. Hats off to women. Women can do all of these things without drinking!
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
SHE'LL NEVER FORGET
SHE'LL NEVER FORGET
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Littleboy8
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Riddle Master 04.12.2023
Riddle Master 04.12.2023 Word
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mOiOz
WINE TRUCK
WINE TRUCK
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magpie1
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mOiOz
THOSE ARE MY KIDS
THOSE ARE MY KIDS
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
ANY DEEPER AND...
ANY DEEPER AND...
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke The blind man
The blind man
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Wandiwa
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Skipton
Joke Knock! Knock!
Knock! Knock! "Mick, last night I passed a red light.. The copper pulled me over and gave me a heavy fine, it would have been cheaper if i had of knocked on her door "...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Creditory Inflation!
Creditory Inflation! " Excuse me sir but I would like to report that my credit card has been stolen " " Yes Paddy, and when did this happen "??? " About nine years ago " " Then why has it taken you so long to report it " " Well, the crook was spending about $300 a month less than what Irene used to.... But it seems he is a traveling salesman...
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Skipton
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mOiOz
DIET WAGON
DIET WAGON
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke The Thunderbirds
The Thunderbirds For those that recall, if Brains from The Thunderbirds married Claudia Schiffer, she'd then be known as Claudia Schiffer Brains.
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Observer
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Skipton
Joke Ferry Funny!
Ferry Funny! If Isla St Clair married Barry White, got divorced then married Bryan Ferry, she'd be known as Isla White Ferry
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke S.O.B's
S.O.B's A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now cause this is the last stop! And all you sons of bitches who are returning and want to get on, get your asses...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Doctors & Nurses
Doctors & Nurses The wife suggested we spice things up a bit and play doctors and nurses. So, I put her on a trolley in the hallway and ignored her for forty eight hours!
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mOiOz
YOU'VE BEEN REALLY BAD
YOU'VE BEEN REALLY BAD
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
STAY SUN SMART
STAY SUN SMART
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
AUSTRALIAN SPIDER CHART
AUSTRALIAN SPIDER CHART
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mOiOz
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Vinylted
Boy or Girl ??
Boy or Girl ??
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Vinylted
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Observer
Joke Hole in the wall
Hole in the wall
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Monster Mash
Monster Mash
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Lip Balm
Lip Balm
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Guess who?
Guess who?
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Celebrations
Celebrations
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Right password?
Right password?
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Non Approval
Non Approval
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Observer
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