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mOiOz
HEADING TO THE STORE
HEADING TO THE STORE
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Joke make a wish
make a wish
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SDC Trivia Game #21 - 15/06/2023
SDC Trivia Game #21 - 15/06/2023 21|15-06-2023
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Joke Fencing with the wife
Fencing with the wife
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mOiOz
THE WEDDING
THE WEDDING Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 83 and Molly, age 82), living in 'Shady Pines' are all excited about their decision to marry. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore and decide to go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."...
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke ''The Sound Of Music.''
''The Sound Of Music.'' A tourist was walking through a cemetery in Vienna and all of a sudden he heard music. No one was around, so he started searching for the source. He finally located the origin and found it was coming from a grave with a headstone that read: "Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770- 1827". Then he realized that the music was...
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Joke Silent Service
Silent Service Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair. I've heard nothing since!
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Skipton
Joke School Reunions
School Reunions Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Perth and the other to Sydney. They agree to meet every ten years in Adelaide to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why Hooters?" "They have those servers...
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Skipton
Joke Bus Stop.
Bus Stop. In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus...
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Alan W
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Joke Free
Free Free Freebie
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Joke Mozzie Trap
Mozzie Trap
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Joke The Wizard
The Wizard
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SDC Trivia Game #14 - 08/06/2023
SDC Trivia Game #14 - 08/06/2023 14|08-06-2023
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Skipton
Joke Five Rules To Remember In Life:
Five Rules To Remember In Life:
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Skipton
Joke Binding Contract
Binding Contract The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy answers, “A scotch, please.” The bartender hands him the drink, and says, “That’ll be $10,” to which the guy replies, “What are you talking about? I don’t owe you anything for this.” A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then...
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Luckyus
Joke Sex and Exercise
Sex and Exercise They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is going to shift this beer belly.
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Joke To much head
To much head
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wjs1957
Riddle Riddles
Riddles You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy. A candle
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Jarred Santos
Riddle Riddle Masters 12.06.23
Riddle Masters 12.06.23 Hello and happy Monday, dearest members! Here's today's mind-boggling puzzle for you to solve: What is so fragile that when you say its name, you break it? Quite a mystery, eh? But I am confident you'll solve this one in a jiffy! Share your answers below!
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MERYL greet
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Skipton
Joke The Booster
The Booster This happened yesterday and is important information for our age group, especially those of us over 65 A friend had his 5th dose of the vaccine - the "booster" - at a pharmacy, after which he began to have blurred vision on the way home. When he did get home, he immediately called the pharmacy for advice about seeing a doctor...
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Joke Not as it seems...
Not as it seems... A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again. She decided to leave a note saying. "I've had enough and have left you, don't bother coming after me" Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the...
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Luckyus
Joke Roosters Fan
Roosters Fan A Primary School Teacher explained to her class that she was a Roosters fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they too were Roosters fans. Everyone in the class raised their hand except one little girl. The teacher looked at the girl with surprise and said, "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not...
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Joke The Wonder Years are here.
The Wonder Years are here.
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 14.06.2023
Riddle Masters 14.06.2023 G'Day Riddle Masters! Happy Wednesday! :) Here is your second riddle of the week: ‘At the school recently, only the ___ students could solve the ___ equation.’ Can you complete this sentence using words that are anagrams of each other? Did this one make you scratch your head a bit? We thought it might! Have a good...
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