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Joke Texting for seniors
Texting for seniors Texting abbreviations for Seniors Senior Texting Codes Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.). Not to be outdone by these kids, we senior members now have our own short-hand codes. ATD - At the Doctor's BFF - Best Friend's Funeral BTW - Bring the Wheelchair BYOT - Bring your own teeth CUATSC - See...
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Riddle Riddle Masters 16.06.2023
Riddle Masters 16.06.2023 Good morning Riddle Masters! Happy Friday! 😊 It’s time for the third and final riddle of the week: Four men sat down to play; they played all night till the break of day. They played for gold and not for fun, with separate scores for every one. When they had come to square accounts, they all had made quite fair...
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Joke It is raining, it is pouring
It is raining, it is pouring
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Joke The Outdoorsman
The Outdoorsman During John's physical, the doctor asked him about his daily activity level. John replied, "Well, yesterday morning, I waded along the edge of a lake, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an...
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Joke The Mistress
The Mistress A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the...
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Joke Go Easy!
Go Easy! The crazy son of a wealthy local man escapes from an asylum, goes into a laundrette and rapes a bunch of women. The police arrive and he escapes. The tycoon asks his friend the newspaper owner to go easy on his family problem. The headline the next day reads . . . "Nut screws washers and bolts"
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Joke Mayday! Mayday!
Mayday! Mayday! An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone and yelled "Mayday, mayday!! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart...
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Joke Young woman at the doctors
Young Woman At The Doctors A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that...
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Joke The Babysitter
The Babysitter
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MONEY ON CLOTHING
MONEY ON CLOTHING
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Joke Lunch
Lunch
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Riddle me this!
Riddle me this! Hoping this riddle has not already been used! If the tide along part of the coast comes in at 3 feet per hour.. And a boat is at anchor there with a rope ladder that is 18 feet long with rungs 3 feet apart.. How long will it be till the bottom 3 rungs are submerged? Answer Never. the boat would rise with the tide!😊 cheers!
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mOiOz
ITCHY PALM
ITCHY PALM
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MY SATNAV
MY SATNAV I have a little Satnav I've had it all my life It's better than the normal ones My Satnav is my wife It gives me full instructions Especially how to drive "It's 60 miles an hour", it says "You're doing sixty five" It tells me when to stop and start And when to use the brake And tells me that it's never ever Safe to overtake It...
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Joke Re-Cycled!
Re-Cycled! I just got a job at a bicycle assembly plant. I'm their new spokesperson!
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Joke Risky Business
Risky Business A married guy on the Sunshine Coast, won 20 million on Powerball. He decided that him and his wife would go on a world tour. And the inevitable happening when his wife said, “couldn’t we take Mum along she has never been out of Australia?"After a while he said OK reluctantly.Then when making the final arrangements at the travel...
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Joke Shush!
Shush! Husband Leaves the house with the dog. Wife "Are you taking the donkey for a walk?" Husband "You mean the dog, right?" Wife "Shush, I am talking to the dog!"
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Joke the Frisbee
the Frisbee
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Joke The Bus Driver
The Bus Driver
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SDC Trivia Game #22 - 16/06/2023
SDC Trivia Game #22 - 16/06/2023 22|16-06-2023
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Joke What's Better: Work, Or Prison?
What's Better: Work, Or Prison? In Prison: You spend most of your time in a 10 X 10 cell. At Work: You spend most of your time in a 6 X 6 cubicle. In Prison: You get three meals a day free of charge. At Work: You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it. In Prison: For good behaviour, you get time off. At Work: For good behaviour...
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Joke Maccas New Menu Item.
Maccas New Menu Item.
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mOiOz
BABIES COME FROM
BABIES COME FROM Annie, 6 years old, gets home after her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?" "I'm so terribly embarrassed," she answers. "Peter from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage. Joey says you can buy babies at...
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Joke The Voice Activated Smart Truck.
The Voice Activated Smart Truck. I bought a NEW Truck a couple of months ago, but took it back to the dealer the next day because I couldn’t get the radio to work. The technician kindly explained to me that this was a “SMART TRUCK” and the radio was “VOICE-ACTIVATED”. He turned the radio on and said, “Nelson” to the radio. The radio...
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