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Joke Something Mum Calls me everyday
Something Mum Calls me everyday
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Lion in the Jungle Joke
Lion in the Jungle Joke Two backpackers are walking through the Jungle when they come across a snarling hungry lion. One of the backpackers goes into his bag and grabs a pair of running shoes. The other backpacker looks and says, 'Don't be stupid, you will never outrun a lion!' The first backpacker replied: 'Yes, I know, but I will...
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Double glazing
Double glazing
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Joke Eric Is In Hospital
Eric Is In Hospital Who the hell is Eric ? Well,Eric is the geezer who got home late one night: Marilyn his wife was waiting for him with .... "Where the hell have you been?" Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred quid note tattooed on my willy" he said proudly. "What the hell...
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Joke Long Distance Relationship
Long Distance Relationship My girlfriend and I are trying this whole "long distance relationship" thing. I have to stay 100 feet away from her at all times. Also, the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend.
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Joke Polished Performance
Polished Performance A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the...
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Joke Old People
Old People
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mOiOz
CAT'S MEDICINE
CAT'S MEDICINE
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Joke Potatoes!
Potatoes! An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a...
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Joke Lexophilia
Lexophilia Lexophilia - Although not in the dictionary, it is reported that "Lexophile" describes a person who loves sentences such as, "You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish," and, "To write with a broken pencil is pointless.” An annual competition is held by the 'New York Times' to see who can create the best...
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Stranded for 30 years.
Stranded for 30 years. What have you been doing?;)
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mOiOz
GRANDMASAURUS
GRANDMASAURUS
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NEW BRA
NEW BRA
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SDC Trivia Game #45 - 09/07/2023
SDC Trivia Game #45 - 09/07/2023 45|09-07-2023
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Joke Old hippies never die
Old hippies never die
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Luckyus
Joke What
What What
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SINGLES ADVERT
SINGLES ADVERT
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The Kitty-Cat
The Kitty-Cat A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. A little girl raises her hand, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered, she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well," she began...
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Joke Grandpa's done it again.
Grandpa's done it again.
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Joke About time I did this
About time I did this
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Joke Clever Boy!
Clever Boy! A dog walks into a butchers shop and the butcher asks “What do you want”. With his paw the dog points to some steak in the counter glass display and the butcher says “How many pounds”, the dog barks twice “Anything else” asks the butcher. The dog points at some pork chops and barks four times. The butcher wraps up the steak and...
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Joke Bell Ringing
Bell Ringing Every Sunday morning I go out and do two hours of bell ringing. All my friends take the mickey out of me for having such a strange hobby, but I find it very therapeutic. It seems to annoy the bus driver a bit though.
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Joke No Butts about it
No Butts about it
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Joke Allow me to introduce myself
Allow me to introduce myself
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Joke No Wonder!
No Wonder! Paddy says to Murphy… ‘’My mate came off his motorbike today.’’ ‘’Oh Really’’ Murphy said. ‘’Yes, he has brain damage, 2 broken arms and is blind in one eye.’’ Replied paddy. ‘’Bloody hell’’ says Murphy, ‘’no wonder he came off!!!!’’
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