Jokes & fun

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Joke No sense of humour nowadays.
No sense of humour nowadays.
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midgemills
Joke Getting old.
Getting old.
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Joke Donald Trump's hair.
Donald Trump's hair. What does Donald Trump's hair and a G-string have in Common? They both barely cover an arsehole.
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏...
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SirExton
Joke Magic
Magic
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Joke My daughter is soo innocent
My daughter is soo innocent
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Wandiwa
Joke Happy Valentines Day.
Happy Valentines Day.
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Skipton
Joke Now I Remember!
Now I Remember! Realised I had to use the bathroom. Got up and walked across the house to the pantry. Couldn't remember why I was in the pantry. Remembered I had to use the bathroom. Walked across the house to the bathroom. Sitting on the throne, I remembered why I went to the pantry. Toilet paper!
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Brody
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Joke The Grand Kids
The Grand Kids
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Skipton
Joke I'm Outta Here!
I'm Outta Here! A bear, a moose, a fox, a wolf and a snail were playing cards around a table. Suddenly, the bear let out a faint roar and said: “Guys, I’m hungry. Could someone go buy some chocolate, or whatever?” The moose shook his head and nodded towards the fox, who irritatingly slammed his little paw on the table and muttered: “Why me...
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Valentine's Day funnies - a bit cheeky!
Valentine's Day funnies - a bit cheeky! Anybody got a few good Valentine's jokes and laughs? At our age romance might be viewed a little differently. Any man who does my laundry and puts it away has my heart for life (looking at you, hubby!!)
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melnugro
The Wrong Fashion Accessory
The Wrong Fashion Accessory An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Wyoming, Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looked him over, "Nope."...
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Veggiepatch
The Reason I Don't Drink Coffee
The Reason I Don't Drink Coffee
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mOiOz
ASK A STUPID QUESTION...
ASK A STUPID QUESTION...
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Gone To The Birds!
Gone To The Birds! Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance. "See that over there? What is that?", says the first crow. The second crows takes a long look, "That's a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn't it." "How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person?", replies the first crow. "Look...
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Luckyus
Joke Nose Picking
Nose Picking
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mOiOz
LAPLAND
LAPLAND
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Observer
Joke Oh no. He died
Oh no. He died
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mOiOz
OFF ON HOLIDAY
OFF ON HOLIDAY
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Joke Keep Makin Bacon People
Keep Makin Bacon People
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SirExton
Joke Too much Head
Too much Head
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Littleboy8
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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mOiOz
GRAVITATION IS NOT RESPONSIBLE
GRAVITATION IS NOT RESPONSIBLE
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Joke Sister Abigail
Sister Abigail
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SirExton
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SirExton
Joke Half way in, Half way out!!
Half way in, Half way out!! She said "your no good as a Lover!" I said "How do you work that out, after only 35 seconds!"
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