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Joke 2 timing
2 timing
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Joke Remember the first intro???
Remember the first intro??? In come the dollars and in come the cents to replace the pounds and the shillings and the pence. Be prepared folks when the coins begin to mix on the 14th of February 1966. In the not so far future, it will be.... Out go the coins and out goes the dollar People are not happy, they're startin' to holler Albo don't...
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mOiOz
THE SUPER BOWL
THE SUPER BOWL
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Joke Who does this kind of thing? Are you guilty?
Who does this kind of thing? Are you guilty?
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Joke Nicknames
Nicknames
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Joke ''Daddy, What Is Sex?''
''Daddy, What Is Sex?'' An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, ‘Daddy, what is sex?’ The father was surprised that she would ask such a question but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He told her about the ‘birds and the bees’ and...
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Joke It's All About Perspective
It's All About Perspective Remember, the next time you dislike your life, remember it's all about perspective. I have a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries and has people who want to have sex with him all the time. And yet he constantly complains about how much he hates prison.
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 01.11.2023
Riddle Masters 01.11.2023 Good morning riddle masters! 🥳 I've got your second riddle of the week. Here it goes: A window cleaner is cleaning a window on the 25th floor of a skyscraper when he suddenly slips and falls. He has no safety equipment yet he is not hurt. How can this be? Think you've got the answer? Post it in the comments...
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mOiOz
LEXOPHILIACS
LEXOPHILIACS LEXOPHILIACS 😁😁😁 "Lexophile" is a word used to describe those who have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." • When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate • A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. • When the smog lifts in...
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Little Johnny's Dad
Little Johnny's Dad Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thing he would give us all if...
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What am i
What am i A most delicious thing. It can be given but cannot be kept. Some awake from it after they’ve slept. It is the moistest and softest butterfly wing, But when it is the last even it can sting.
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Joke Maccas
Maccas
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Joke Just perfect
Just perfect
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mOiOz
WHY RELATIONSHIP ENDED
WHY RELATIONSHIP ENDED
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mOiOz
BUCKWHEAT SAYS
BUCKWHEAT SAYS
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Joke I just had to post this :)
I just had to post this :)
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Wandiwa
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Joke ''Where Is God?''
''Where Is God?'' Two brothers are terrible trouble makers. They are always breaking things, stealing things, lying, and making all kinds of general trouble. The parents have tried everything to get the boys to change, to no avail. Out of options, they ask their pastor if he can help. He says he will talk to the boys, but only one at a time...
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Joke Smooth Operator
Smooth Operator Over a round of golf two doctors were talking shop. "I operated on Mr. Lee the other day," said the surgeon. "What for?" asked his colleague. "About $17,000." "What did he have?" "Oh, about $17,000."
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Observer
Joke Near and far
Near and far
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Jarred Santos
Riddle Riddle Masters 13.11.23
Riddle Masters 13.11.23 Hello, members! For today's riddle, we have something short, simple, but just as mysterious as any other we've given... Who does the ocean date? Hmm... maybe Evelyn. Or Rose. Or Sheila! Kidding :ROFLMAO: If you know the answer, please leave it in the comments section below!
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Joke ''Say Cheese.''
''Say Cheese.'' As a brain wave technologist, I often ask postoperative patients to smile to make sure their facial nerves are intact. It always struck me as odd to be asking this question right after brain surgery, so, a colleague suggested I ask patients to show me their teeth. Armed with this new phrase, I said to my next patient, “Mr...
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mOiOz
DRIVER IS OLD
DRIVER IS OLD
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Observer
Joke Gettin Older
Gettin Older
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Riddle Did you know facts!! Part 2
Did you know facts!! Part 2 Did you know facts!! Did you know giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels Did you know the dot on top of the letter 'i' is called a tittle Did you know the electric chair was invented by a dentist Did you know you're more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider...
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Observer
Joke Dear Santa
Dear Santa
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