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SDC Trivia Game #53 - 17/07/2023
SDC Trivia Game #53 - 17/07/2023 53|17-07-2023
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Joke My Mother!
My Mother! When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from his prepared text. "I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she has had on my life," he told the audience. "She is a shining example of parenthood, and I love her more than words could ever do justice." At this point he...
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Joke Probation
Probation So, my probation period at Chemist Warehouse ended yesterday when a customer came up to me and said: "I've got a blocked nose, a sore throat and my head feels like it's going to explode. Have you got anything?" I said: "No mate, I feel fine!"
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SNAILS FOR THE PARTY
SNAILS FOR THE PARTY The wife was very excited about a party she was holding and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket...
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mOiOz
WAITING
WAITING
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
BEEN MEANING TO ASK
BEEN MEANING TO ASK
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mOiOz
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Joke A Knock Out!
A Knock Out! Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked me if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was ..... An ether/oar situation!!
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Joke Hokey Pokey
Hokey Pokey You put your left leg in, Your back goes out, You're creaking and your cramping and you've got a dose of gout..... You twist and shout. and a little wee comes out! That's what it's all about.
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SDC Trivia Game #52 - 16/07/2023
SDC Trivia Game #52 - 16/07/2023 52|16-07-2023
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Joke Coincidence
Coincidence A chicken farmer went to the local bar, sat down next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman said, "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne.". "What a coincidence" said the farmer, who added. "It is a special day for me... I'm celebrating." "It is a special day for me too. I am also celebrating"...
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mOiOz
NICKNAMES FOR CO-WORKERS
NICKNAMES FOR CO-WORKERS
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Joke Careful What You Wish For.
Careful What You Wish For.
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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AT THE ZOO
AT THE ZOO
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Cheb
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Luckyus
Joke Question
Question Q, What's white and slithers across the floor? A, Come Dancing
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Luckyus
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mOiOz
GOD, IS THAT YOU?
GOD, IS THAT YOU?
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Joke Universal Solvent
Universal Solvent A little old lady was visiting a big science exhibition and came upon a group of boffins in white coats around a big vat of bubbling liquid and asked, “What are you doing?” One of them replied “We are seeking a Universal Solvent” “What’s that?” “Well, we wouldn’t expect someone like you to understand that” they sneered. “It...
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SirExton
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mark godwin
NATURE IS SO CLEVER
NATURE IS SO CLEVER
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mark godwin
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mOiOz
DON'T BOTHER
DON'T BOTHER
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WRITING A BOOK
WRITING A BOOK
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mOiOz
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Joke Bad Dau
Bad Dau
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Red Gem
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Joke Subway
Subway
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
PADDY FINDS A SANDWICH
PADDY FINDS A SANDWICH
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
TECHNOLOGY vs DEVELOPMENT
TECHNOLOGY vs DEVELOPMENT
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
BBQ TIMER
BBQ TIMER
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