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Skipton
Joke I Give Up!
I Give Up! "I gave up drinking for the new year. Sorry, that came out wrong. I gave up. Drinking for the New Year."
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Veggiepatch
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mOiOz
NEW YEAR BLESSINGS TO ALL
NEW YEAR BLESSINGS TO ALL
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Veggiepatch
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Vinylted
Knowledge ??
Knowledge ??
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Littleboy8
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Joke Size doesn't matter.
Size doesn't matter.
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
NEW YEAR ADVICE
NEW YEAR ADVICE
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
YOU COME FROM DUST
YOU COME FROM DUST
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Wandiwa
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Joke Silent letters in English Language
Silent letters in English Language
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Skipton
Joke Procrastination!
Procrastination! My goal for 2024 is to accomplish the goals which I should have done in 2023, because I promised them in 2022 and planned for them in 2021.
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Decisions! Decisions!
Decisions! Decisions! What Happened to the Irish Man Who Thought about the Evils of Drinking in the New Year? He gave up thinking!
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Smashed
Smashed It's not even midnight yet and my Welsh friend just messaged me "Blwyddyn Newydd Dda". He must be smashed already.
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Skipton
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mOiOz
LIFE IS LIKE TOILET PAPER
LIFE IS LIKE TOILET PAPER
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
TIME FLIES
TIME FLIES
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Road Trip!
Road Trip! A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them: At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, find...
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Skipton
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mOiOz
DONATING BLOOD
DONATING BLOOD
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
I KNOW AN OLD WOMAN
I KNOW AN OLD WOMAN
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
I'M ALLERGIC
I'M ALLERGIC
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mOiOz
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Joke Game of Quoits anyone before the New Year
Game of Quoits anyone before the New Year
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Chinese clothes
Chinese clothes Here in Australia we commonly see clothing with a tag on it, "Made in China." Just wondering if the Chinese sell their clothes in China that the labels read, "Made just around the corner."
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Observer
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mOiOz
WARNING! MAY CONTAIN...
WARNING! MAY CONTAIN...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
HOW TO SOLVE GENDER CONFUSION
HOW TO SOLVE GENDER CONFUSION
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
HELPLESS VICTIMS OF POACHERS
HELPLESS VICTIMS OF POACHERS
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke What's your resolution?
What's your resolution?
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke Statistics
Statistics The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're OK, then it's you!
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Littleboy8
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Joke Protect Old Plumbing
Protect Old Plumbing
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Is he happy with you?
Is he happy with you?
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Littleboy8
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