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Skipton
Joke Comebacks!
Comebacks!
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Luckyus
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mOiOz
WHATEVER YOU WANT...
WHATEVER YOU WANT...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
I GET WET...
I GET WET...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
BIRTH CONTROL...
BIRTH CONTROL...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
FARMER & LAWYER
FARMER & LAWYER
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
SPIDERS EVOLVING...
SPIDERS EVOLVING...
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mOiOz
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gkabbara
The Unorthodox Session 🛋️😳
The Unorthodox Session 🛋️😳 A young woman walked into a psychiatrist’s office. 👩‍🦰🧑‍⚕️ He looked at her and said: ‘Take off your clothes please and get on the couch.’ She was puzzled by the request 🤨 but did as he asked. He then took off his pants and had sex with her on the couch. ‘Right,’ he said, zipping up his pants when he had...
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gkabbara
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mOiOz
THIS RING...
THIS RING...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
CADBURY & NESTLE
CADBURY & NESTLE
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
CHEST PAINS...
CHEST PAINS...
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mOiOz
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gkabbara
🕵️‍♂️ Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson Go Camping ⛺🌌🍷
🕵️‍♂️ Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson Go Camping ⛺🌌🍷 After dinner and a bottle of wine 🍽️🍷, Holmes and Watson lay down to sleep 💤. ⏰ Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges Watson. 🕵️‍♂️ Holmes: “Watson, look up at the sky 🌌✨ and tell me what you see.” 👨‍⚕️ Watson: “I see millions of ⭐ stars.” Holmes: “And what does that tell you?”...
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gkabbara
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🪦
Dad Joke 🪦 I said to my wife "When I die," I'd like to die having sex". She replied: "At least it'll be quick" 😊
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Mikev
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Skipton
Joke Thieves Matter
Thieves Matter Students were asked to write an essay on "THIEVES". This is what one student wrote: Thieves are an important part of a nation's economy. They play a significant role in providing employment and contributing to the nation's development. Safes, locks, lockers, cupboards, etc., are made only because of thieves. Many factories and...
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Skipton
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mOiOz
WHAT'S THE WEATHER?
WHAT'S THE WEATHER?
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mOiOz
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Ivory
Would You Work From Home?
Would You Work From Home?
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Observer
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mOiOz
I'M SORRY, BUT....
I'M SORRY, BUT....
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
SAW A PERSON...
SAW A PERSON...
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mOiOz
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Danielle G.
Riddle Afternoon Riddle 28.08.2025
Afternoon Riddle 28.08.2025 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! I rise each day but never walk. Paint the skies, yet never talk. What am I? The correct answer is... Congratulations to everyone who got it...
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Lunagazer
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Observer
Joke I can't swim
I can't swim Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave says "John what are you so happy for?" "Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She says "Can I...
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Observer
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Observer
Joke An exercise that suits me
An exercise that suits me
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
SEEN A LOT...
SEEN A LOT...
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mOiOz
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gkabbara
👴👵 Short-Term Memory Problems 🧠😂
👴👵 Short-Term Memory Problems 🧠😂 An elderly couple visit a doctor about their memory loss. 🩺 The doctor suggests: “Write things down so you don’t forget.” ✍️📃 That night, while watching TV 📺… 👴 Husband heads to the kitchen 🍳 👵 Wife: “Can you bring me some 🍓 strawberries?” 👴 “Sure.” 👵 “And some 🍓 + 🍦 whip cream. Write it down?” 👴 “No need, I...
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Littleboy8
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gkabbara
💍👵👴 The Marriage Negotiations 😂✍️
💍👵👴 The Marriage Negotiations 😂✍️ An elderly couple had been courting for over forty years and finally decided it was time to marry. 💒 To avoid misunderstandings, they carefully discussed everything over dinner: 💰 finances, 🏡 living arrangements, and all the little details of married life. The old man even took notes 📝. Finally, he asked...
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Littleboy8
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Danielle G.
Riddle Fill in the Blank 29.08.2025 (Afternoon)
Fill in the Blank 29.08.2025 (Afternoon) G'day, members! Let’s test your knowledge with today’s Fill in the Blank challenge! 🧠 'As busy as a one-armed paper ___.' A. Cleaner B. Hanger C. Painter D. Paster The correct answer is... Congratulations to everyone who got it correct! 🌞 Littleboy8, Fisherman2320, KenBruce, Winksie, Murf, Carro...
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Joke How high can you get?
How high can you get?
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Wandiwa
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